What type of naughty toys are you talking about? o.o

What type of naughty toys are /you/ talking about, Kami? owo

Well I sees a chain, a mallet, a machete and a dead baby seal that has a tag that says "Alpha's property" owo

*W*

*steals Alpha's machete and leaves the rest for Kami* >w>

Those sound really awesome. Minus the dead baby seal.

ALPHA, WHY THE CRAP DO YOU HAVE A DEAD BABY SEAL HIDDEN IN TIVA'S HALF OF YOUR DRAWER? D8

Alpha likes white, fluffy and cute things...and hunting baby seals is probably a hobby >u> *tries to dig for tasty organs*

Well that is awful of Alpha to do. D:<

*readies my pitchfork* >w>

O__________O! ....... *goes to hide her stuffed baby seal collection*

I won't hurt the seals or their babies. Just those who hurt them. >w>

Well then.. I can't hurt them if they're already dead >w>;;;

*shakes head* Kami can I have my underthings back?

Tiva: wears baby seals for underwear OAO *gives baby seals back*

I would never hurt cute things! Especially not baby seals....

*shakes head before taking her bras Kami stole* Thank you Kami

you should skin kami for uderwear, i hear chinchilla fur is way comfy

Sure, you can try if you dare. Do you like explosions to happen down there xP

Well, the fur wouldn't be alive....so how bad could the explosion really be?

*does a double take* Wow....way to go Ashy.