What's your friend's name?

"His name is Shawn. Shawn Squid."

Nice to meet you, Shawn!

I had a conversation elsewhere a few days ago about the probablity of fitting in a suitcase, so I climbed into the box used to ship my microwave. Maybe I’ll post the pic later.

Hell yeah, that'd be awesome ^^ if you can fit in a microwave box, my suitcase almost counts as a luxury apartment.

Ok, so no eating Shawn

Why would you want to eat Shawn?

Because squids are delicious!!!

...in batter?

Yes. Deep fried.
Yum yum

I can't say I don't agree to that ^^ but yeah, no eating Shawn, or any other friend.

Just eat people you don't know - a tip brought today by Trisphee News Team!

"WAAAAA! Mdom wants to eat my fwends!" Derpy sits on the floor, crying loudly.

I appreciate a former employer willing to employ me where they currently work.

I think you might also be able to score a job as bodyguard for Derpy's friends. The payment is probably donuts and coffee.

I was super confused until I remembered that we invited people to share what else they appreciate.
XD