*Sits in Illusion's lap*
:D

*Hangs apple juice over Illusion's head

If it fits it sits, sadly my lap fits where it sits. *Rotates upside down defying all gravity and has my lap sitting on your lap.*

lol, Illusion is extremely silly. XD

...so, the apple juice is now hanging over Illusion's butt?

It made a puddle, so now there is a puddle of apple juice in the crevice of my butt cheeks.
Now I'm waiting for Mr. Tweetums to come by to have a little bath in it. I'm now a bird bath filled with apple juice! BWAHAHAHAHAAHA!

...figured as much.
*Turns Illusion into a literal birdbath*

-stands quietly as a bird bath-

Um...this is all well and good, but can you not be a birdbath on my lap? ^^; You're heavy. ^^;

*weight intensifies*

GAH! *pushes 'bird bath' off her* You nearly killed my legs! T^T

Then why were your legs on my bird bath. D<

Meh...*Turns ml1201 into another birdbath...with horns*

o.o;
.....
(is not happy with Law)

Well, it's all part of my plan to make birdpeople for my "Invasion of the Birdmen XI: In Space - the Sequel", you see. Just watch as Mr. Tweetums fuses with Illusion.

*Evil maniacal cackling of cackles, it is, that emerges from the very bosom of the twisted, nasty, evil, nasty-wait, I already said that one-real bad guy*

Eew no. I'm not into incest. Mr. Tweetums is my offspring with Evil itself.

So is Evil a female then? Or hydrogenous? o.O

Evil is a female. When I first came to Trisphee we became quick friends and we said some... Funny things with each other. And before I knew it Evil pooped out Mr. Tweetums and the world has been in a avid risk of chaos ever since.

o.O
Interesting, I'll have to make a note of this...*begins writing in a jurnal*

...Nuts...
*Flees to alternate realm of mind-meltingness...leaving a Yule log in my place*

So... the little birdie in Illusion's sig is called Mr Tweetums? That's so cute :3
Oooh, I'm interested to meet Evil do introduce me! *slicks back hair quickly*

Evil has been gone from Trisphee for quite some time. She might disguise herself in other forms and check in once in a while though.

I can confirm that this story is 100% accurate...I just understand it different since I was there. xD

It's a Lucid! :D *glomps and snuggles* X3

I love explaining it the way I currently am. You see everyone scratching their heads instead of understanding the obvious.

Now I'm wondering what you mean is the obvious. XD

*Three pies pop out in thin air, along with bird treats*

I'll give you a hint, the number 95.

*has no idea what that hint means in the slightest*
o.o;

I immediately checked that after I read your hint. Man, you are sneaky, Illusion!

**snuggles ML**

OOH PIES!! **leaps over and grabs one**

95?
Well my brain rejects numbers in every context so it's a no go.:p-dead:

HEH HEH HEH heh...

Lucid, you are still a clever dog.

I still have no clue. ^^;

Then you are no Sherlock Homes.

Heheheh.

-gets it-

I'm surprised that the number is so low, though. I didn't really remember Evil striking until after open beta happened...until now that I think harder about it, of course! I do seem to remember Evil breaking loose close to the end of closed beta. Evil just didn't wreak as much widespread havoc on Trisphee until a bit later on.

If I recall, numbers were removed as the great Fenris-god decided to rid the world of Trisphee from lost souls. So people gained higher standings in their numbers.

I was once 104 and dropped down by 20 or something along those lines.

So, references to Trisphee 0.1?

*Hands ml1201 some cocoa* We're being had by old Trisphites.

I remember when I was your Trisphee Age! The site was Greener! The art was more amateurish! And there were 25+ people on daily! AND THAT WAS THE BEAR MINIMUM!

Ohhh... Good times. I ruined things for everyone, had been given the name Ashybuttmonkey, and have lived through multiple dimensions and timelines in the blink of an eye. Not to mention been transferred to a new parallel dimension where everyone currently stays! Our events back then went on for months! And there was so much talk of improvement that never came.. Aaah. Good times. GOOOOOOD TIMES.

*Gives Illusion a massive grey beard and an old pipe*

*A sonorous old voice echoes* "Back in the good old days, when I was a laddie..."


Truth: I wouldn't know. Closest thing to Trisphee I've been on before a year ago was a hobbyist network, and I was only there for tips on airbrushing.