<u< If I could, I would love to reproduce asexually. But at the same time, I wonder, >~>; if that would hurt as equally much as childbirth or more...

well if you are carrying the offspring it certainly wouldn't hurt any less than sexual reproduction x''D

o_o I think birthing a tiny human hurts more than the conception part.
>.> With asexual reproduction, I AM the offspring, and the parent at the same time..splitting into two identical and complete organisms. >~>; I can imagine it may hurt to split off and rip away from one's body, all with the energy and mass taken and distributed so that clone me can function and live after the split. But on the plus side, I could multiply myself instantly whenever I needed to. :] Instead of birthing a look-alike, then waiting for it to grow into a copy of me.

um, i think i've misunderstood this XD i didn't know you were just making jokes

I am so confused. Who would want to live with their own clone? ):

I mean, if I could get a clone who’d yeet me out of bed and make me take my meds, that’d be great.

the same people who'd want to live with children?

Clones are fine. I can’t do children. They think I’m one of them.

but a clone starts off as a child XD unless you are pawning them off on someone else you'll have to choose children or nothing

Gross, can’t I stick them in a nutrient tank or something?

sorry, the technology isn't there. besides the offspring would be a brainles veggie if they were kept tanked XD

You know what, maybe I’ll just wait until organic 3D printing is capable of printing an entire human, and see where brain recording and transferring technology’s at.

why not just adopt a teenager that looks like you?

If you had a clone, they would also be in bed. Not taking their meds. Then the two of you would be wishing for a clone to get you motivated and out of bed. But the third clone would just stay in bed. Not taking their meds.
Soon enough, you'll have a house full of clones and no action.

Yeah... kids are fine at a distance.
But having a clone wouldn't be like having a child. Having a clone would be you, dealing with yourself. That's terrifying imo.

Clones would be fine, >.>; but what if they don't like me?

i dunno, if the clone was raised differently then they would have different reactions than the original

assuredly the act of raising a clone to adulthood seems a lot more difficult than setting a pill alarm and keeping the pills by the bed

Well, stick two mentally ill people in the same room, and you get one of two possible extremes...

O_O I'll reproduce asexually when I'm good, ready and stable then!
<x}

A fun party or an EXTREME fun party?

Ehh.

I mean this was the case a couple years back w me and my roomie. We could either help each other with small things and eventually we’d both be enthusiastically pushing the other to medicate regularly, hydrate, eat and sleep on a normal schedule, etc...

...ooooor we could both spiral downwards and stay in bed and commiserate, which is what we actually did.

at least the bed stays warm? XD

toasty

heckin' toasty

It was a v enjoyable bed. Right next to a giant window, which I usually kept slightly open (it was one of those that opened by sliding up). We were on the third floor, at the top of a hill looking down on the rest of the residential area and campus.

Even had it slightly open while it was snowing. I’ve never been able to get my bed right next to a window like that since.

forget depression. that just sounds like optimization

Oooh~ I used to have a window like that in college. Used to keep my PB&J stuff on the balcony outside too. That way, I'd have food next to me when ever I wanted! It snowed there a lot, so it's not like any of my food went bad.

Miss the window ever so terribly. It was the best friend anyone could ask for.

bro's room had a leak in the window that only got that way via a roof tile being held up by a *fucking coat hanger*, because the building people are idiots and thought that would be a good idea at the time.

costed around 80£ to fix.

How would a coat hanger...
At first I thought you meant a leak as in the onion thing. Was very confused.

:] I sleep on the couch in my dad's cabin because it's way comfier than the twin bed. It too, is right next to a window, ^-^ but with blinds, and we keep it closed. o-o; Because it gets collllld at night! And the heater is 7 yards away from the couch, so it balances the temperature better than the bedroom, which can be like sleeping in an ice box. <x} I'm surprised the carpet doesn't freeze in there with how cold it gets in the winter!

hrnghghghghg onions spicy

Onions ruined my last day of high school. :[

onions killed my father!

Onions are delicious when fried. And on hotdogs.

hrnghghghghghghghghhHHGHGHGHHGH onions good. in wraps.

Did you know most onions secretly think they're ugly, because you cry after you get them naked?

had a borger instead of a wrap tonight. don't like borgers much.

Borgers? :/ Boo-oorg-ers?
Boir-gers? <x} Bo-boor-boorgers???
I'm not sure if this is some pronunciation of "Burger" or if it's something I totally have no idea about. What is this Borger you speak of???

that joke, DbM...
why
I feel sorry for onions now

I can't feel sorry for onions, not considering the amount of pain onions in my food has created for me.

you don't need to go all deadpool on them though!