Slowly taking over the world. He started with small third world contries.

Spends her days hacking into children's bookstore databases, re-writing and changing SKUs for the books.

She destroyed the hopes of many americans by summoning hurrican Irene. She may look like a human, but inside she's a STORM BRINGER!!

Time traveler and demension traveler. He attempted to stop the human realm from destroying itself...again.

Dark's a firebender plotting to take over Trisphee!

that smell is the dog's doing

You stole mah cookie. O~O

e~e

n~n Rinni want cookie back.

the cookie was mine first

I baked it. It was mine.

She doesnt even have the stove to bake the cookie!

he does though

cooked it up and ate it

Knoews the gingerbread man

lol thats the truth not a false accusation o 3o
she stripped in vagas

What are you talking about? *points to tail* i am the dog -_-;
Stole my Fratata

Killed my father.

Is the one who stabbed and magiced Stray's character!

(LIES I SAY)

Cheated on me twice!

(thee speaks not the truth)
Has attempted to end my life mutiple times.

(I HAVE NOT..that many times...)

Ran over my foot and hit me with a parked car

Thinks I'm a gender confused cookie

Sold my house on Ebay

Sold my soul and heart on Ebay

Gave me late night plastic surgery and made me a boy

Just relized the person behind the avi was female

Ate all of the ice cream in the fridge

Knows where Lisa is hiding!

Is the real slenderman!
(too much marble hornets)

Rules the world and uses us as mind slaves!

took my leather pants

Can dance the Electric Slide!

Did the tango wth a bear

(It wasn't a real bear...)

Can classify all forms of Toxic waste, including London Purple

Knows Gandalf personally

Knows from where my Title is derived!

Is the second missing fish from my title

Only speaks French so he doesn't relize that he believes me to be a fish