My mom makes scenes on occasions then I walk away and claim that it's not my mom

I just stand still then leave, the only time I can remember the last time in fight with an employee was at Sam's Club

i dont get in fights o_O

Thats cause Ashy just intimidates people

this was years ago we went to sam's club and in the processwe were getting something hot from the fried section of the deli, and they served it in styrofoam cups (which if styrofoam melts the chemicals that can be harmful into the food then we ingest it) my mom said "Um, do you have it in plastic containers and the employee replied that they only supply it in styrofoam cups so that people don't get their fingers burned then sue us (this was shortly after the McDonald coffe incident).

My mom turned into an arguement of food poisoning is far worse than hot fingers, they went at it, eveyone turned their heads and I just walked away to the produce section or to find the sample table, and that's all I remember

yea, it was after a woman who sued McDonald's for their coffe burning her hand when she spilt it (on accident?) and she won $250,000 for the damage

so now theres a disclaimer saying warning contents may be hot, sorry if someone already said that

How about the woman who sued McDonald's for their coffee burning her you know what twice because burning your cooch the first time isn't a good enough warning to move your cup away from the middle of your lap. :|

I need a disclaimer that says warning contents may be hot hurr hurr >.> jk

I love funny disclaimers because you think, "Really?"

unfortunately companies have to cover themselves for any or all circumstances, you people should be ashamed of yourselves

Like the don't stick these appliances in your penis disclaimer. It's pretty amazing.

Nope it doesn't say cause they used the same cups for soda, just with a different lid

Or sticking forks in toasters as well as plugs

youd be surprised of the warnings i saw on stuff when i worked at a hardware store

@echo key word is now :P

What was the most funniest warning you've seen Ashy?

Yes ashy i would like to know XD

Warning: Do not use house paint on face.

on a 15L drum of tradeies paint

I've always wanted to put it on my face. xD

also, Do not strip naked and use chainsaw to cut off head

That is definitely my favorite one so far.

this one isnt as funny but theres an insect spray over here that says, warning not tested on animals

That doesn't even make sense! xD

people can assume unwanted animals as insects so the spray it on animals to repels them away XD

People aren't the brightest. xD

or they find the most ridiculous things that they can do with that item.

People just like to test their limits. xD

yeah but in america you can sue over anything, thats why they have to protect themselves from any and all possibilities

HELLOOOOOO BROTHEL~
*walks in*

Yea that is very true ashy >.>

morning keiko

Even if the Plantiff sue you for something that the Plantiff did was stupid in the first place.

Some time ago Congress passed the Cheesburger Bill which is that people can't sue the Franchise company (i.e. McDonalds) for making them obese

Morning, Ashy. *yawns*

People will sue over anything and everything. It pisses me off so bad. What gets me is when people get in accidents and freaking fake injuries to get money. Ugh!

which is coming from taxpayer money DX

Exactly! So annoying. D8

it's funny that I learn some things from South Park