Banned for being sleepy!

Banned for all the starving kids in Africa.

Banned for banning me for something completely unrelated

Banned for *burp*. Oops.

Banned for burping

Banned for banning burping.

Banned for dressing in black

Banned for having a graveyard smash.

Banned for disappearing all the time

Banned because I'm dizzy.

Banned for being dizzy

Banned for painting the walls red

banned because that is not my fault

Banned for flying. That is your fault!

That is not my fault that I was born with wings instead of arms! Banned because I was born this way!

Banned for claiming to be born like that when earlier you were bones!