Oh, God... we just *have* to wait on Jeanne's reaction to that. It's bound to be priceless.

I'm kind of surprised he didn't call himself the Lion of Judah at the end there.

The reason he didn't is because the last time I read any scripture, it was a Hosannah Bible and I was 7 years old. So I am kind of Bible-Retarded. But honestly, Lev/Demon might be bible retarded too.

EDIT: Yeah, I'm waiting on a few reactions. Mostly Dante's for still wanting to eat him. I feel kind of bad, cause it seems like I'm always pulling things out of my ass to steal the show from everyone else. =/

Ah, I see. I'm rather Bible-literate for an atheist, don't mind me. Though I can help out, maybe, if you want.

Or he can indeed be Bible-retarded, up to you. :p

Might actually need that help there. I love making references to source material if I can, but I'm not that read up on it. And I'm a bible-retarded agnostic, so I have no right to lean my opinions on people. Although I do it anyway.

Oh, well, Lion of Judah would fit pretty well there, and sound kind of creepy, in my humble opinion.

Mostly because it makes me think of the poor, abused little girl from Jesus Camp up on a stage proclaiming God's War to a bunch of other children and crying for the dominion of the Lion of Judah over all the wicked Earth...

Yeah....

Edit: Oh, and in Revelation, Christ is described as having a sword extending from his mouth, which is something I never managed to work into this. Maybe you can do something with it.

Maaaan, Bible Camp. I've been there. Mostly kids taking advantage of the activities and don't give an eff about what they're trying to push on them. Was Pentacostal too. That used to be me. And I'll have to research this Lion of yours. Heard the minister reading a verse from the Bible at the funeral today, and I thought he was quoting Turn Turn Turn by The Byrds.

Jesus Camp was the most frightening thing I ever saw in my life (it's a documentary, in case you don't know). I believe the woman who ran it is in prison now, which makes me very happy, since what she was doing was nothing short of child abuse.

I thiiiink I've heard of it in passing. I do need to see it. Kind of afraid to because it'll only turn me off from religion even more. I try to be accepting, cause that's supposed to be the nice thing. But...eh, it's not the religion, it's the clientele I suppose.

Oh, man, that was probably my longest reply so far. Sorry for taking a while to get it up, I'm working right now and the internet's pretty bad, but I'll do my best to keep up with what's happening.

I've actually wanted to watch Jesus Camp for a while, good to know that it's worth it!

Well, it's worth it if you like getting disgusted and/ or horrified. :p

Also, very nice post, Sage. :)

Okay, back.

...Holy crap, guys. -not sure what to post anymore-

Does the Saint still have...er...eyes?

I don't know. Salone?

Wow. I'm glad that a question like that is actually relevant. He does still have his eyes. Pretty much just ate my way from the torso in, so his face is not marred. I was going to ask you Espy if Dante would be against having his blindness cured later on, as Lev would like to show that he can both give and take wounds. But if you want to pluck out the Saint's eyes and use them as your own, be my guest.

Cause and effect: Being internet-less for three days --> Trisphee-related dreams. Slightly creepy.

Hm. I actually wasn't thinking about that, Salone, but that sounds...interesting. My first plan would've been to bother Michael to make a mechanical one for Dante, so that he could have regular sight as well as aura.