Why do I keep watching stupid horror movies?

Because stupid horror movies are funny? o wo;

Sometimes they really are. I sit there pointing out every mistake the "heroes" make. And I laugh when some hysterical girl just sits there and screams.

"Maybe if I scream loud enough, I will make his ears bleed." Too bad that never works. XD

LOL! It's really funny when the girl is fleeing and the last thing she wants is to give away her position.

People tend to do really dumb things when afraid. > 3>

Tch. Panicking is the worst thing you can do when scared. You need to stop, take a deep breath, and then think as rationally as possible.

Psh, why do that when you can run round in circles screaming like a banshee. > w<

*laughs* That might be more fun, but it's gonna get you killed.

Dying while having fun doesn't sound too bad. XD

Well, it depends on how much it hurts. My big goal is to die in my sleep. I'm not fond of pain.

Mine too. I'm such a wimp when it comes to pain. > 3<

*nods* And of course, if I was caught in a horror movie, my goal would be to inflict pain on the monster/villain.

I might try killing it with kindness. o wo

Pfft. Not me. I'll go for a battle axe or a chainsaw.

I'm too much of a babby to do that. ' x'