Nothing. Walked the dog, then walked by myself. Then ate crackers. Might get a kiwi now.

....Heow exciting.

Yes. That is the brilliantly exciting day I've had. My mom has been texting me all day, but I haven't answered.

Don't bother, she's going to have to learn that she doesn't own you.

Alas... She brought up yet another job near her. Then spent the rest of the messages complaining that I wasn't answering, pretty much. I am not going to live with her, not even just for the summer.

indeed, and if she's not going to treat you like an adult then you don't need to be talking to her either.

Exactly. She wants me to go live with her so she can make sure to keep an eye on the retarded baby and make sure it actually goes to work instead of just getting cozy in gramma's house doing nothing.

and is almost nine~

Mom is on the phone, she's been on since I got home -____-

Oh, good lord! >:o Doesn't she know willis time is more important?

No, willis time doesn't matter to her, neither does my social life or even my school schedule.

Such a wonderfully caring and understanding person...

Of course.....

Got roped into watching anime, it's the first time in quite a long time that I actually watched an anime series, and it wasn't bad, typical anime but the premise was interesting and the art style good. I think I enjoyed it more than I would have because the company was entertaining and we kept cracking jokes and chatting.

Well, the right company will do that. *sagely nodding*
What anime was it?

it was called Tiger and Bunny,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sD5ejwPeGA

.......Actual Superheros saving the day with their powers on a reality show. And they even have sponsors. It was kinda surreal.

I... seeee.... o _o odd.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...d/Fire-dbl.jpg

Not as odd as that character.

Pff, that not odd.

Odd enough, he was the blackest, gayest thing I'd ever seen, I didn't know whether to laugh at his ridiculousness or cringe at it.

Blacker and gayer than that alligator?

Some how yes,

he talks in his lipsy gay black voice until you trash his car then he's all "BITCH YOU JACKED UP MY CAR!" in a deep black guy voice.

I see. o _o Sounds about right, I suppose.

Needless to say most of my cracks were directed at his clothes and his lispy gay voice.

Yes, indeed...

I kind of feel like popcorn shrimp. :P But there are fifteen grams of fat in that box and it can only be cooked in the oven.

Ick

There was domino's pizza at my friend's house but I didn't really want any so I came back to left over Chinese.

Leftover Chinese > greasy pizza any day.

...to popcorn shrimp or not to popcorn shrimp? I feel like it's either that or ramen. There are healthier options, but dammit I want either shrimp or noodles today.

Shrimp is always better.

Yes... > .> and *slightly* healthier, yet less satisfying on its own. I may still want noodles, but that'll just have to be "oh well stop eating before you wind up in the hospital from all the sodium".

indeed,

I kinda want rice.

Not want rice. Want noodles. And shrimp. Wonder how well it would work to make both and split it in half... Nah. Knowing me, I'd eat the other half before I went to bed.

Indeedly,

Why tasty food gotta be so bad for you.

Because it's the salts and the fats and the sugars that do all the tasting good. >:c

Yick,

Why we gotta like that stuffs.

You know why.

Bah, good lord. My grandma flipping out because apparently she tried to call and text me earlier but it didn't go through and so now she's all mad/worried WHY CAN'T I GET AHOLD OF YOU and it took me like two minutes just for her to stop going on and on so I could tell her it never came through. I didn't get any calls or texts from her until just now.

Indeed, jeez granny take a chill pill.

She said she was about to call you and ask if you'd heard from me today. Sheesh... Of course I didn't answer my mom; she knows I'm mad at her. But she also ought to know my phone can be garbage sometimes...

.....Call me..where's she think you're gonna go? O_o

She thinks I got killed by niggers who broke into the house because I didn't close the blinds, of course.

......So they oozed through your blinds and murder stabbed you?

.....I am about to watch an American Tail, you can watch with me if you want.

http://viooz.eu/movies/4989-an-american-tail-1986.html

I guess. Don't ask how they got through the shut and tightly-sealed windows, of course.

And yes. Wait for me, my shrimps are almost ready.

....by magic!

Ok, fire up the steam when you're ready.