=Yawns= man...I hates my life as of late =dies=

Nope, not anymore. Oh, but our cosplays are still remarkably superior.

Oh? Pinkie is going to give up so easily? If you die now, how will you enjoy this delicious cake? *noms on a sample-size princess cake*

Is there anything I can get you ladies? Maybe some tea or perhaps some sweets?

I will take a gun to kill some people =grumbles=

*laughs* Oh my, you are indeed a feisty customer! Alas, we are not a firearms shop nor are we some organization using a tea house as a cover for a weapons supply route. We are simply what we appear to be, and that is a tea house of the highest quality. Perhaps some candy would ease your mood some? *offers a handful of sweets*

=Sighs= Dangit...here I was thinking that this was a mafia cover up shop =takes candy=

Well, I suppose if you're really interested, we do have some rather lethal weaponry in the... back room.

=Raises eyebrow= What...kind of weaponry?

Ooh~! It seems I've piqued the lovely lady's interest! Would you like to see?

Ohhh I would love to see indeed! =Stand gracefully=

*leads Pinkie to the back room beyond the kitchen* Allow me a moment to find the light switch, my lady. *shuffling sounds and the jingling of bells can be heard in the darkness of the room*

=Stands by the door so she still had a little light to see with though she could make nothing out but the random like jingle of bells along with a light curse here and there= Still looking for the light?

Perhaps, I- Oh wait, here it is! *flicks a switch at the bottom of a stairwell, revealing that the room is full of adorable black kittens with bells around their necks* You see? Deadly cute, aren't they? Never met anyone who could resist a cute, cuddly kitten! Present one to an enemy and they'll turn to putty in your hands!

Stand there and watches as all the kittens come into view..."Um....this is a little...yea" she crossed her arms and tilted her head a little "Pinkie hates cats...."

*gapes in horror* How dare you?! Cheshire would be most displeased to hear that.

*sighs* Ah well, no matter. *holds out a pistol* Would this satisfy your violent urges?

I is sorry! I just...bad bad memories from cats =sulks=

Hmm, I suppose I can understand that, but what has gotten you in such a foul mood?