*warps self with a bunch of sponges and rolls over the mud* > w< All clean.

Huh? Sanity?

*tilts head*

..Sure do.

I yelled out
how dare you..
I jumped behind a dumpster full of.old balloons right as it breathed fire
the dragon started
ah ha! Old balloons.. dragons only weakness! Just my luck.
I grabbed a few and charged forward but you stuck your foot out
before I tumbled to the ground I grabbed your sleeve and made you fall as well

I can pee on the thread, if you need water. o_o

I jumped up quickly using.you as a spring (which worked surprisingly well. I think.you were made.of.rubber)
I stuffed the old balloons in the dragons mouth
it started to.choke
Slowly it transformed into a piñata and I got blind folded and started swinging at it
I.hit.it and candy flew everywhere
you had finally risen when.I pulled off the.blind.fold

These are magic... er... science sponges. They don't need water or soap. ^ w^ *poofs sponges away*

I'd like to hear the rest of the story. > w>; But if she starts trying to attack anyone with balloons, we should probably get a room for her.

You.kissed me.softlyon the cheek
I.had won your heart by beating the dragon.
But I had grabbed the splinter you had thrown away and stabbed you in your chest
I had your heart in two ways now

Your eyes slowly dimmed as the splinter made its way deeper
you cursed me with your last breath "all blue.. is a world away"
I left you to rest and walked.over to the French frie
was it worth it?
Yes.
I ate it and skipped merrily to the castle I.now.owned for.I.had the French frie of glory forever in my tummy.

The end

I'm confused. o_o; Should I find somewhere else to be?

Oh... my... what did I just read...? o Ao Just... WHAT?! D:>

I like this idea. o wob

What? You didn't like.my story o.o

What tone? I was.just surprised is all
I thought it was the best thing ever

I thought it was pretty interesting... it had a nice twist at the end too. o wo;