Daww Kami.
y u so cute
;~;

*crawls towards Hero* I'm going to eat you *A*

*drops more cheesecake on Kami*
I love you too <3

*squeals as the cheesecakes weigh her down* TAT

*continues to lay down cookies*

keep her busy! ouo

*stumbles into thread and notices the hilarity*

Well this is a comical scene.

*places a sign in thread*

"The Kami's labyrinth. Abandon all hope ye who enter here"

Q_Q *tries to reach the cookies*

you can does it kami! *continues placing cookies* gotta make it never ending *u*

QAQ *tries to nommlez up the cheesecake first*

*by now there are about 500000000000 cookies on the ground*

OQO *eats them like pacman* OM - NOM - NOM - WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA.

Oooo! Cookies! *Nibbles them.* And do I see cake as well? Yumm!

*pushes herself along as her feet can barely touch the ground* -[]-

Daww chubby Kami <3

*^* I will fart an army of geese to eat you.

Pfft. That's so random o3o

Daww Kami Kami Kami~
So cute when she threatens me

*^* *starts farting out geese of doom*

*hides in a box*
You were serious
._.

Attack, my feathery minions! *[]*

*geese peck at the box*

AHH
*tosses crumbs everywhere and runs away*
OnO

*geese pay attention to the crumbs*

D: NO!! AFTER HIM!! AFTER HIM, I SAY!!

*runs to Kami and hugs her*
<3 <3 <3

Next, I fart a swarm of hornets *^*

Hornets are evil
*sticks Kami in a jar*

>:c

*squeals, but can't move because she's too fat*

dsiauad so cute
*hugs Kami in a jar*
<3 <3

o-o

*spurts black ink everywhere to cover the glass and conceal herself*

Daww lady Kami is shy
*drops a cookie in the jar*

*gobbles up the cookie* oAo

Lady Kami is too adorable
What else does Lady Kami like to eat?

Souls. Brains. Babies.

So offering Lady Kami souls would please her
ouo
I must remember that

Yes. Souls would please Kami.

Overlord Kami pfft.
That's whats going to happen

owo

Indeed. It would be magical.

*adds a rainbow cupcake to the jar* ouo

D:

THE RAINBOW MUST BE FREE!! *[]*!!

How do you free a rainbow exactly?
I imagine you just pushing the cupcake out and watching it plop to the ground
:c

*adds skittles as well*

ouo skittles.. taste the rainbow

*tears them open and throws them out* FLY! FLLLYYYYY!!!