*dives through a hologram*
IT'S A TRAP! XDD
hmmm...I wonder where ashy went, anyways... <_< >_>

O.o!
//wonders with you and will not speak outloud incase of getting caught
//thinks loudly to funk. what was my job again?

((dur...I dunno. What would you like to work as? Seeing as this is a club, there are Bouncers, DJs, Bartenders, Hosts/Hostesses, and professional entertainers. Take your pick, or if you can suggest something else that might be needed, you can be that too.))

O.o what do you think id be best as?

Anything, really (psst, this is sort of that thing where you can be anything so long as you act like you are that)

lmao i could be a hostess? idk D: if i be that. do i welcome people generously? like
"hello and welcome to funk enterprise. please take a seat and make yourself welcome!"

Perty much. In my opinion, hosts and hostesses entertain people with their conversations.
Some people find them as fillers, and others expand on their duties. Either way, shall we use your name or would you like a stage name?

you may use my name <3
im good at entertaining! c:

*throws it onto the front page*
Welcome to the Enterprise, Asami. :)

woot //feels super epic now

Oh ho! Just wait. There is another super epic perk to being a member of the staff. Just wait...


EDIT: You are now invited to the join the Staff Room, a special place for talking about events that will be held in the enterprise or just a green room to take a break from the usual uncertainties of the public eye.

O.o is there? //excited!!!

...By the way, do you like ginger beer, by any chance?

i have no clue what that is... XD lmfao!

It's like root beer in that it's like ginger ale only a ton stronger...

oh that sounds good then. root beer is my fav. soda.
but honestly i prefer soda to any drinnk >>

Mmk. I think ginger beer is like the vodka of soda. XD

O.o okies.. too bad im a little to young to try it in real life

But ginger beer is just a soda. It's just really, really strong. XD

okies! haha xD lmao ill keep that in mind!

Mmmk. So how are you, otherwise?

im great XD lmao im about to make orange stuff (it tastes amazing despite the name)

It reminds me of the purple stuff mentioned in a Stand up done by Dave Chappelle.

lmfao actually this is super great tasting stuff >>
<3 best thing EVER

*notes down*
or-ran-gu stuff. okay I'll get next time I go out. XD

i has recipe >> its a secret family one

aww~. v.v

Oh well. I'll just have some eggnog.

eggnog <3
lmao i havent had any this year ;-; //tears

WHAT!!??? Invisible servants! Get espy and drag her over here! This person needs some eggnog, STAT!

whhaa... whats going on O.o //worried

Just calm down, ma'am. We'll get you some eggnog, ASAP! >:3

//tries to calm down... not working

-walks in-

-checks shelves-

.......

-goes out to buy more bourbon-

-watches espy- O.o //super confusion

Espy's a bartender, who's picture is in the spoiler on the front page. XDD

lmao -runs to look at it-

*Starts playing some music*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpEOErRV-u4

very nice picture c:
//dances

*dances around with Asami*

//grabs funky and dances like crazy