It's based on an old creepypasta/joke:
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

It's supposed to be a dumb parody of bad scary stories, so it's supposed to be confusing and weird. IDK, I like it.

You're perfectly safe here.
2 more screams

lol

You received 38.84 Aurum for posting.
It's the night before the con, and YOUR COSTUME ISN'T DONE.
5 more screams

I thought it was like the phone rings and you don't want to answer it or you answer and it's for someone else and you give them the phone - like here's the phone phrase but you just say (phone) and they are who is it to you so it's like you said someone named PHONE is calling

Some of the sayings are just us being silly and making jokes, tbph.

{Scream Pun Here}
4 more screams

Case in point. lol

Plastics.
2 more screams

plastics :o??

o.O okay, that one, I don't get.

Bad for the environment I guess? I mean that is scary in a worldly sense.

Maybe it's a reference to The Graduate?

lol.

one word.

plastics.

Grey's Anatomy joke?


Ye gods, what is that NOISE!

If this was posted before, then I'll assume there was another noise. ;) First one I've heard, though.


EDUT: and then POLITICS!