-cuddles Ashy-

Why not nap for a bit, love?

cos i only woke up like an hour ago

I'm happy too.
Expect my mom uploaded updates and now my computer
runs horribly slow. :/ I knew she shouldn't have done it.

yeah never let mothers near computers, they break them

no kidding. >.< my mother is so stupid when it comes to computers. I hope I'm not like that with new technologies when I get older.

yeah my computer blue screens whenever mum touches it, i have no idea what she does

1. Why would you make a good suitor for the ball?
I am clinically insane, thus a compatible match for anyone with half a brain. But especially those with an affinity for Halloween.
2. How would we spend the night, if you won?
First I'd pick you up at your tree house and promptly take you to the ball. Once there we would liven up the ball by calling up a few jolly party ghosts. Then I'd request the band to play worst songs I know to have us dance to. We would take a break now and then to eat some refreshments of picklebrood punch and horsefeather sandwichs. We would also socialize, intriguing anyone we talk to with our joint wit.
3. What sets you apart from everyone else?
I'm the real deal. All the other smucks can say they're crazy, but I've been diagnosed by that talking cat that lives in the dumpster, (he has great rates).
4. WHY do you want to go to the ball with me?
You are probably the only person spooky enough here to handle me. ;)
5. How would we end the night?
By flying on an elephant back to your tree and giving you a polite farewell gift of dirty black marbles.

ok that made me laugh pretty hard ><

BUT BUT BUT I DON'T LIVE IN A TREEEEE!

I live in a cemetery. xD;

And Ashy beats me again. Lmfao.

-shakes fist-

Holy cow, I made someone laugh XD

@Batty:If I win I'll pick you up in your cemetery then ;D

KAYYYY!! Its a date! XD;

Yay! Wait, does that mean I won? I was looking forward to the competition :'(

cemetery tree house maybe?

Now that's an idea, you can keep the zombies out if they get nosey.

fuwhahaha you have not won! =o
for i,the squirrel king GAWD, Have already won
before the contest was even thought of,i,in all reality,won
this contest before the dawwwwwwwwwwn oooff tiiiiimmmeee. /cheeseybmovieannouncervoice/