Sadly enough, I'd rather chew the toenails. Milk does funny things to me on occasion and drinking curdled milk is not my idea of a fun time... At least I'm less likely to be physically (and not mentally) sickened (and stuck on the toilet for an indeterminable length of time) from the toenails.

Would you rather be a professional sports player or a professional bookworm?

I had to choose this question....

Professional Sports Player, Even though I suck at it. I can't stand books, and reading.

Would you rather, have the maximum queen's jewel on the site or All the crystals.

Queen's jewels. I could sell them all and make a huge chunk of change.

Would you rather eat only macaroni and cheese or only chocolate for the rest of your life

I'd eat chocolate. I've lived the poor life of only being able to consume mac and cheese. By experience, it's the most horrendous thing to constantly devour! :o

Would you rather swim by yourself or with a group?

In a group! : D It's more fun then doing lengths of the pool. D:

Would you rather do the hoki-poki in front of your whole school, or give your relative a naked hug? xD

Is there a nether option? lol
I guess I'd choose hoki-poki.

Would you rather work at a pet store or a pet hospital?

Pet store! : D
You get to play with the animals.

Would you rather only eat watermellon seeds for the rest of your life, or a the arm of a baby once?

....that's HORRIBLE! D=>
But...my body cannot sustain themselves off of watermelon seeds. I guess the arm of the baby...just once. -feels disgusted with himself-

Would you rather wake up one day in another [random] person's body or never wake up again?

Another Body. Living is the best thing in the world.

Would you rather, eat you pet(once) or eat but snail for your life.

Uhhm....pet? I have a fish I can spare. > u >

Would you rather burn or freeze?

Freeze. Your body becomes numb if left in the cold for long while if it's blazing hot...your skin peels...

Would you rather live in a world of slavery or in a world of zombies?

I'd have to say zombies. Zombies are cool and no matter how you look at it, slavary is bad.

Would you rather be able to change your physical apperance at will or be able to change the pysical apperance of others?

The second option. Even if I run out of things I like, it would add diversity =3=;

Would you rather be stranded in a hot desert or the tundra?

tundra, there are more ways to keep your self warm in a cold climate then there are to keep your self cool in a hot one

(currently watching avatar so:)
would you rather airbend,waterbend,firebend or earthbend and why?

Hmm, airbend. There's always air around you, and it can pretty much move anything anyway XP

Would you rather be on tv or in a movie?

Television. It's easier and less publicized.

Would you rather change your mind completely or your body?

My body. ... I'm planning to anyway >3>;;

Would you rather eat baked cookies or the cookie dough?

Baked cookies >.< I've actually never had plain cookie dough before. /shot

Would...you rather.....uh....be gifted a Desert Nomad or a Cyber Reaper?

Cyber reaper because I need more stuff for my Cyber outfits.

Ok, I no not the # of times this is asked but...
Be a pirate or a ninja. Would you rather...

Honestly? Pirate. I've my reasons.

Would you rather have...mint chocolate chip ice cream, or cherry garcia?

(My favorite is the mint; my mom's in the cherry garcia.)

Unexpected, but interesting. I myself am a cherry fan so Cherry Garcia.
Who you rather be able to shoot spaghetti from your hands, or shrink and grow (to your normal size maximum) at will.

Oh come on. Way too obvious an answer for me. Shrink and grow. I finally won't be the shortest 12th-grader now >.>

Would you rather take AP Bio or AP Chem?

AP Chem. Bio sucks.
And you can only shrink and then grow back to normal height espy.
Books or the Kindle?

Books. Kindle is too light and flimsy to smack somebody with.

Would you rather live 1000 years in the future or in the past?

I don't know what the world is like 1000 years in the future. Perhaps civilization has degraded by then...but I think I would prefer that uncertainty than the certain of what I will have to face in the past ;>>

No question Jurinjo?
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Would you rather be a human cannonball or an escape artist?

Oops sorrry >_<

I'd rather be an escape artist. Not everything can be solved by exploding yourself towards people and objects (assuming doing so makes you temporarily invincible or something. Whereas being able to escape any potential danger will keep me safe...and hopefullly long enough to formulate an ingenious plan. mooahaha!

Would you rather have blue skin or green skin in real life?

blue, green is a sign of rot

would you rather be rich and with your dream companion but have to get your hair(all of it everywhere) plucked by hand each month or be perpetually impovershed with no chance of monetary or marital sucess?

I think I'd rather be impoverished. I like my hair, and I'm not too fond of the troubles that come with excessive amounts of money.

Would you rather not be able to eat sweet foods or salty foods?

Salty. I can eat more spicy, and plain foods instead. I don't want to give up all my favorites! (Cheesecake, Candy, Yogurt, Pineapples)

Would you rather be able to shoot fireballs out of your hands or ice?

Ice. Less dangerous if it happens by accident and easier to control.

Would you rather have your head shaven all the time or never cut your hair ever again?

Yikes that'll get long and impact any possible careers for my future. Shaven please.

Would you rather be immortal or have power over dreams?

Have power over dreams definitely...much harder for the government to realize and then come to experiment.

Would you rather eat worms or drink swamp water?

...considering no matter how you slice it there's a tremendous amount of microbes but the worm would likely have less harmful bacteria... A worm.

Would you rather have a wildfire or a hurricane hit your home? (doesn't matter where you are)

Wilfire, once it's done it's done. You don't get mold grwing in the house that is left standing.

Would you rather die early defending someone or live past a hundred?

Probably die, depending on the person. Being a hundred can only be so good.

Would you rather be a super beast ninja or a super beast pirate?

I guess I'd be a pirate. A ninja doesn't seem to be my cup of tea.

Would you rather learn how to fly a plane or scuba dive?

fly a plane =3 it's more useful
would rather have to walk everywhere or never leave your house?

Walk everywhere. Being stuck at home makes me stir crazy after a while.

Would you rather learn how to tap dance or two-step.