is he good at drawing pricks? XD

But of course. XD lots of them.

wonderful!

trade? i dropped the ball, supposed to be making spicy pollo asado with lemon asparagus tips and mixed rice but i only got as far as the meat and veg marinading in the fridge uncooked and cold

makes tired grabby hands weeeeeeeeh....! i have a terrible sense of direction, i'm already lost and i haven't even left the bed

Just box yourself up and ship yourself here. Then you can get lost... Unless you know... The package gets lost.

knowing my luck i will be sent to albuquerque then returned home after three months circling the shipping depot

You better pack a lot of snacks... Err and figure out how to hold your toilet needs for... Ever?

weeeeeell, as a cactus i kinda don't have any toilet needs XD

My friend who speaks Dutch has taught me the only Dutch words I know, "komkommer" and "banaan"...

I joke with him, "If I ever go to a Dutch-speaking country, I won't be able to find a toilet... but at least I can purchase a cucumber and banana"

I mean, at least you won't starve while you try to figure out how to say toilet.

And hope you have the money to at for it. All the public toilets in Holland are pretty much pay to pee apparently.

I'll pay, only if the restroom is clean and classy. -u-
If I'm not impressed, I'll just take my business elsewhere. <x'D

bah dum tish!

I want to boo, but it made me giggle so... Fair XD

how come banana is the same in all languages

*shrug* <:/ It's like uhhh...more decent that way?

They were fairly localized to specific areas, so as the were introduced to other places the name came with them, unlike things that were already present and had their own names in various cultures.

o.o Just like the word, "huh", huh?

That makes a lot more sense, Mekatra!

ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone!

D: imagine finding bones in your fruit

It's called peaches, avocado, cherries, and apricots. x'D

Sometimes, with the way seeds are arranged in things like squash, it can look like teeth.

..like, I know what u describing is this,

<x'D But I don't know how my mind suddenly thought of this.

It can be more horrifying with squash like:

I was just singing an old times ambiguouly gay song an y'all had to make it all creepy lol.

I need ideas for birthday themed d&d loot. Help me out, y'all.

Eeeee!

Bones in fruit? ;n;

Am vegetarian to avoid those bones!!
>:T

bananas are a monoculture.

like. if we ever get a banana-affecting virus, we're going to have to fuck about and use a different kind of banana. or maybe we can stop using monocultures.