Kamid.. I feel sorry for giving you motor oil... Here have some upgrade CD's *hands over*

< Kaimid: Human stomachs are this fragile? I must make a list of what's good and what's bad to eat! *throws up ball bearings on the floor* ...Do you wish to keep those?

*0* *eyes sparkle after spotting the CD's*>

*takes a disc from Illusion and snarls*

Take these porn DVDs out of his sight!!

xD Kaimid turns into a perv like Illusions? That will be scary xD

... K...

Here Ill make a small list
on whats ok to eat.

Good:
The toys you get from kid meals, the rubbier the better.
Poison Ivy, remember 3 leafs is ok to eat ;D
And anything with this symbol http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/j...azard_blue.gif

Bad:
Green leafy food
Meat of an animal
Fruit grown from trees

... Just about how old is Kaimid's human form, anyway?

>.> I'm not a perv... Thats why I was giving him these discs.. Plus I'd figured he'd want to know how to make babies so..... Yeah..

Definitely not the kind of "upgrade" he needs. *shakes head*

I'd say he's around 20-ish-ness. Somewhere in there.

Robot babies >w>

*kidnaps him*

Be careful! He might throw up on you!

*chases after with a towel*

< Kaimid: I do not believe you are entirely accurate... *is now going to be more skeptical about what Illusion says*

@0@ I am being transported to a new location? *hangs onto Alex* >

I should make him a vampire... >.>
He will no longer be mortal... again xD

Taiki's not gonna like this... and poor KAIMID's gonna be even more confused by his identity.

< Kaimid: Vampire? Is that some sort of tribe affiliation? >

I claimed dibs on him before Tai did!

@ Kai - If you consider my kingdom of the night a tribe >.>

Two people want to adopt him.

Then KAIMID will have to decide which home he wants to go to himself.

< Kaimid: That sounds much like a tribe.

Can't I have two homes? >

You can. *nods* But you will either have to commute or have Alex's coven move closer to Taiki's house.

< Kaimid: We can relocate one to be closer to the other and alter the architecture to connect the two together! What a joyous day this is! *hugs Alex* >

xDD These plans... hn...

< Kaimid: They make you happy, right squishy? :D >

I'll do whatever so that Kaimid can visit Fakir and vice-versa whenever each of them wants as well.

*nods*

It might have to be night visits... >.>

That's fine, Fakir will just have to get his butt up out of bed.

< Kaimid: =_= ... I refuse to see him so soon... If we do, I believe I shall have to carve him into pieces... >

*wags a finger at Kaimid*

Violence is wrong, KAIMID. *hands a broom over* Chores are good.

You have two families, so you will help clean both places.

< Kaimid: Is this weaponry? *analyzes the broom* >

Yes, that is your sword of light. You fight these servants of destruction with it.

*points to the dust particles on the ground*

< Kaimid: =x= I will be sure to keep the collection and use it on Fakir >

Use this on Fakir. *hands over a brush*

Aim for his hair and trust me that there will be much screaming that will ensue.

ill hold him down ><

< Kai: Really now? 8D *takes the brush eagerly* I didn't know such a simple tool could cause one to become upset! >

Ashy, what's the quote in your siggy from?

Kai is so cute.... xD

Are we going to put Fakir in pain!? Because I'm always up for that!
Kamid there's this 2nd pairs of pants we wear called underwear and if you pull the underwear upwards from behind the friction from the buttox and the underwear will make a very painful burn.

Yes, he will be very upset. It even comes in a smaller size.

*hands over the toothbrush and toothpaste*

Now just squeeze a little of the paste on the brush and shove it in his mouth.
Make sure to scrub each of his teeth and I guarantee that he will beg you for mercy.

< Kaimid: Cute?

8D I will most definitely keep that in mind! Though why would someone have a second pair of pants? Isn't that redundant?

@0@ More tools of discomfort for Fakir <3 >