I think my current avi weighs a decent 120 lbs...

I can totally do this then ::rubs hands together and grabs one corner:: Fire in da hole! ::yanks hard, sending Espy tumbling out, but not very far:: huh, would you categorize that as a launch issue?

-snort- Rocket failure much...

Oooooooooooooooooooooo, hadn't thought of a rocket for this ::rummages around:: uhm...why was hydrogen a bad fuel again? cause I got onna them hydrogen car prototype thingies we could use for this....

WAITWAITWAITWAIT You do realize that Espy's main element is fire?!

And you're point being what? :: dragging out a large canister with a bio hazard sticker on it::

Er...

-sweat-

...That Espy does not want to be blown to pieces...? -voices rises to a nice squeak-

:: dramatic sigh:: fiiiiiiiine ::tucks away:: guess we shouldn't blow up Duchess' thread if she's not here to enjoy the fire works....

we can take a video of it and show her later.
LAUNCH AWAY!

-breathes a sigh of relief and ventures out from behind the rock while dusting herself (himself?) off-

EDIT: ......

O.O
I'd not thought of this...but...if the camera is digital we chance degrading the signal with the explosion. All in all, it might be something she'd rather see in person.... However, that's not saying we can't do other things :: drags out roommates stash of fireworks:: since Espy is fire-element has match?

ACK. -hopes Duchess doesn't have rope or chain lying around and scrambles up a tree-

:: shading eyes:: huh, treed-espy this time....
Lucid...>.>...<.<...>.>...
gotta chainsaw?

I think Lucid does. At least, Lucid knows how to fly to some degree, due to Kyp and Taiki.

EDIT: Wait, why did I just you all that? >.>

muahahahaha...uhm...cause you want me to have a chainsaw?
Don' worries, I rarely use my knowledge for evil, mostly for my entertainment and the entertainment of others :3

...Really now. -clings to his little bit of a branch-

:: yawning:: but, for now, don't get no splinters, I lost my tweezers ::curls up in a ball on the discarded handkerchief and falls asleep::

Going to sleep? -drops down and rolls to avoid injuring his already-sore legs-

Heyo heyooo
How is everyone doing tewnight

Espy just narrowly avoiding being blown to smithereens.

-looks down, blushes somewhat, carries the wrapped-up Fey to the tree, and takes a seat on the other side-

No homo >.> I'm just horsing around in character XD

Lauv - I'm doing all right, just hanging out at work, not working xD
I need to go do some soon though ewwwwww

Hay Espy
that would have been terrible
espy bits everywhere and me without a mop...

Mop....-wave of nostalgia-

Oh. Meh. Gawd. Someone tell my leg to stop twitching...

Lauv - ...get up out of this chair and off the internet xDDD I'M SO LAZY LMAO
But I think I've earned the right to be a little lazy :T I have been working without a day off since April 18th.

Espy - Why is that nostaligic?
And ughh restless leg? I hate that... try kneeling down on the floor, sitting on your heels and lean baaaack...stretch your legs. sometimes that helps me

-has strangely deep memories of that war-

Lauv - Mmm! That's is so true, and I do not do much of this thing you call 'relaxing' ... I'm either working or driving or cleaning or doing something else that needs to be done or fretting about the fact I'm not doing something that needs to be done xD
I live my life in a perpetual state of low stress o3o;;;

Espy - you were pretty heavy involved in it, weren't you?

Screwing around with the storyline, yeah.

....

-falls asleep against the tree-

*drapes Espy in a big ol Amish quilt*

Lauv - *smiles* aw <3 thank you
and haha if he's anything like me tell him he'll start prematurely greying soon D; (okay it was ONE hair like six months ago but ... still >3>; )
YES'M! *salutes* will do

so do I just post the guestbook entry in here, or do I send it?

ive got a patch of no pigment in my hair so whenever i have my hair short its really noticeable ><

::Yawning and wriggling out of the handkerchief bed:: aw, espy escaped the tree before I could chainsaw it down...not that anyone has yet to trust me with a chainsaw....::tucks quilt around Espy and uses handkerchief as a pillow::

Morning Duchess' thread, did you weather a good night?

Aiko, you can post your b-day wishes here, when Duchess is feeling better she'll put 'em in her guest book :)

And it's reeeeeeeeeeeally bad...but I cannot WAIT to go grey! I thought I had a couple grey hairs the other week...then I looked in natural lighting and it was just my blonde bits(stupid multi colored hair).

Yeh... still no luck today. -sigh-

I had one of those weirdo dreams. The city was divide into two parts. And I mad friends with someone on the other side and he accidentally crossed over to my side during some pseudo-battle thing.

And he learned that the side I was on.. was super awesome and shit and has like... chicken and 3 side with 5 sauces for $20.00 xP But I didn't like the ideas of the 10 sauces that they had options for :S so I only took like... 3 types.

But.. the waiter person.. was gross... and scratched his face with my chicken breast T_T and still gave it to me to eat DDD8

Then, my friend dude was all like, "hey there's the border. wanna walk over to my side?" So i was like yeh sure.. why the hell not. And we just walked over.. His side was all dull and boring.. like a community built with shacks.. and all the shacks looked the same dull way with splotches of colour.

But we continued walking.... and at the end of the street we saw a gang... and dude was like.. let's turn around and go back. So we did. And on one of the side streets there was another group who saw us. Dude told me just continue walking and don't tip them off that you're not from here. But apparently, I reeked with foreigner..... so they saw me... and ran to get me.. even thought i just walked straight.

And then I forced myself to walk up because i HATE chase dreams. I hate people running after me in dreams... so....annoying.... I usually end up being choked.. or stabbed.. or something cruel when they inevitably catch up with me cause I'm a slow mofo

O.O
not fun dreams at all. Sorry you're still not feelin' good. Nap time and chocolate, this is what I prescribe :D