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Haven't dealt with any magic before, but just about everything and anything else.
Though there was this one time I arrested this guy using alien tech that allowed him to control people of a certain blood type and called it magic... Sorry. I probably should have introduced myself by now. Names Luna, I'm a member of the American's main Paranormal agency. My job is to handle anything that normal people aren't ready for and make sure that they don't find out about it until the human race is ready to handle it. |
Huh... Sounds like a movie I saw once...
Gal. I'm not interesting in any way whatsoever! |
If you say so, we could probably use someone who knows a little about magic on the Team.
*pauses* Wait a moment... *taps side of head* My GPS isn't working, neither is the clock or Automatic Threat Assessment System... What's going on here? |
... Uhm... Magic? -tilts head-
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Does Magic cause electric based technology to stop working?
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If it's supposed to, probably, yeah!
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Hmmm... That's not good. I'm now completely defenseless on a completely different continent, surrounded by people who have the ability to manipulate an energy I don't understand, I've forgotten my passport, and would rather not get deported, and I starting to get hungry.
Ummm... So... Where can I find food, and what do you do here? |
Aha! Now that one I have the answer to! -points- Out that door, take a left, right, another left, down the stairs, aaand a left! Not the first left, but the second left. Got it?
Eh heh. This is a school. So, learning, I guess. Or screwing around... Probably mostly the latter. |
Uhhh... I think I got that. I'd feel a little safer if you wouldn't mind guiding me.
So this is a school? Does this have something to do with the houses you mentioned earlier? Are they like dorms? |
Pssh. I guess I can. Come on then!
... Yeah. We're split up according to similar traits we have, so I guess we have a better chance at making friends or whatever. I don't know. I like everyone ever all the time. Except Ashy. My house happens to have its rooms right by the kitchens. |
And this Ashy was the other person who wandered up and was completely useless at helping me what so ever?
What are the houses, and what do they stand for? Oh. I'm sorry. I've just been asking question after question haven't I? |
Naaah, it's alright. Don't think twice about it.
Yes. The useless person was Ashy. She hates me. The only house that matters is Hufflepuff! All the others are filled with jerks that turn away anyone that doesn't meet their standards. -grumblemutter- |
hmm... so Hufflepuff is where the people who have the skill sets for more then one of these other houses are put? No that's not fair. That means you get all the really good ones. Those with like awesome destinies or something.
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Humph. No, I can't say that's what it means at all.
Alright. There's three others. Slytherins are cunning, ambitious folks that do what they have to. Gryffindors are the especially courageous types that seem to like breaking the rules for a good time. Ravenclaw has all the smart, creative types. Some of the really odd ones, too, they've no issues taking in... Which I certainly approve of... But it's only if they meet their standards of intellect. Hufflepuffs like me the other houses brush off as stupid or cowardly just because we take all the others. |
Wait, so you've got a dorm of Douches, a dorm of idiots who have no concept of self-preservation or ability to tell what a good idea from a bad idea is, and a dorm full of snobbish bookworms, and you're complaining about coming from the only house in here that sounds like it's going to get anything done?
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I wouldn't say complaining, but right on every other account. I'm glad to see you have good taste!
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I'm an everyman... woman. We're the people who actually makes the world go round while these people act like they are so high and mighty... which brings me to my next question...
Are there any celebrities, people with a overly dramatic and traumatic pasts going here? These chosen one types always leave chaos and devastation in their wake, and that's just the kind of thing that could have brought me here. |
Probably. I'm not the one to ask about that. I don't pay any mind to silly little rumors or brats getting into trouble.
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Aw well. As long as they don't try to involve me in their hare-brained schemes, which given that I'm a stranger that snuck in here, and that this is a magic school, they probably will... then I'm fine.
What kind of classes do they offer here? |
Anything from Magical Music to Transfiguration to Herbology to regular Muggle studies. So, more or less everything that anyone with a funny stick needs to know to not kill themselves or anyone else on accident.
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People do in fact pay...Also I'm coming up with an application today it'll be added to the front page...
Edit: Application up... |
Ohh, how exciting~
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I know right!...Actually it came from the fact that I realized due to time differences I missed out on like 4 pages. I felt it was time to have a few extra mods around...
I need to go update the application for a Time Zone slot...it makes a difference... |
Might help a little, yeah.
... I'm thinking of filling one out, but I have no good reasons or facts. Eh heh heh. |
Lols...those are mostly just for fun...I think I'll add optional to the fact one...but the reason one is mostly a place for you to argue why you would like to be an HoH...or why I should pick you...
Feel free to fill one out... |
Pfft. Excited to see who does for other houses.
Lunaryon is our first muggle, by the way. |
I saw...and meant to go update that. It's exciting...*needs to go back and re-read the entire conversation*
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... Yeah, it wasn't a conversation so much as derping around...
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It was brilliant!!! And made my afternoon!
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Aha. It was fun, at least. 8D
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It's a great idea too, a muggle getting lost in Hogwarts. Brilliant!
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I knooooow.
Do we get to have random aliens and stuff now, too? |
Idk. But it's awesome. I almost want to see if Professor Binns knows Luna...
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If there's anyone to ask, he'd be a good place to start.
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He diffinately would be. I wish we hadn't lost Ms. Burbage, she might have known something.
I think I should talk with Headmaster McGonagall about our new guest. |
That's probably a good plan, yeah.
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Well I believe I should go do that. Hopefully we'll get some applicants for HoH.
*Runs off to discus the visitor with the Headmaster* |
Hopefully.
-stretch- For now, though, I'm going to take a nap. After I find my pillow... |
You never know! But from where the stars where last night from the Belltower, I would have to say... no.
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Well, bother.
... I never found my pillow. |
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