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xD yea sure!
why aren't munchkins allowed to use tampons? =w= |
*O* WHY CAN'T THEY?! |
Wait what, I walked into dwarfs and tampons o_0
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they trip over the string xD
Echo -trying to bring back the brothel with pervy like jokes :3 |
LMAO!! I have one! why do dwarfs laugh or giggle when they run around the grasslands or forests? |
The grass tickles their whoo whoos?
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ARGH! you guessed it right! XDDD |
AH- I'll look up more pervy jokes
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hehe :3
I don't know any others.. I forget what all was told to me xD |
I'll try and remember what my sister told me before..XD |
Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it. Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other. Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually. Good: You go to see a strip show. Bad: Your daughter's the headliner. Good: Your boyfriend's exercising. Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes. Good: Your daughter's on the Pill. Bad: She's eleven. Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. Bad: She's coming home. |
I normally fail with jokes ^^,
x'D echo those are awesome XD |
I like the last one, Echo! lmao |
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Justin Bieber: Some women are ridiculously flat chested. |
A farmer walked into a drug store and said to the pharmacist, "I want me one of them condoms with pesticides on it. Where do I find'em?"
The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean that you want the condoms with SPERMICIDE, not pesticide. They're on aisle 4." "No, no, I want me them thar condoms with PESTICIDE on it," growled the farmer. "Sir," said the pharmacist, exasperated from explaining, "PESTICIDE is for killing insects, SPERMICIDE is for killing sperm. I'm sure that youmean spermicide instead of pesticide." "Listen here," argued the farmer, "I want condoms with PESTICIDE on it, my wife's got a bug up her arse, and I aim to kill it." |
Ahahaha x'D that one there is a good one echo x'D
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...can't...breathe...XD *rolls* |
It's funny and yet horrible at the same time
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Echo killed Lauv x'D hahaha x'D
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I'M A MURDERER D:
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*chokes* <--- no innuendo intended. XD |
Poor lauv x'D
Echo find us more! x'D |
How are men like strawberries?
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I dunno o.O
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yeah..how? O_O |
Because they take such a long time to mature, and by the time they do most are rotten.
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Ahahaha x'D that is true =w=
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....OMG, why did that make me laugh so hard?! XD |
I have something I thought was funny.. it's not perverted but it's to do with men =w=
If a Man says something and his wife isn't around to hear it, Is he Still wrong?! |
because it isn't disgustingly perverted
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...*laughs so hard, she falls from her chair* |
those jokes were well worth the backreading
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I concur Ashy. xD
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LMFAO. Oh my god, you guys.
I think you've just helped me create abs of steel, with all the laughing I just did. |
Those jokes were pretty bad, in a funny way. |
we tried, we tried ^^ |
There is not try. Do, or do not.
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well, do you want to share some jokes, ashy? |
Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? I couldn't think of a joke so... yeah. xD; |
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