Exactly. You just wanna pinch his widdle cheekies. Until you realize that he wouldn't like that and you definitely do not want to do something he wouldn't like.

....I kinda wanna rub his hair.

If I could reach.

IT WOULD BE SO SOFT AND FUZZY, LIKE WHEN I SHAVE MY HEAD.

Now if only he wasn't 6 feet 8 inches.

Nonsense, that just makes him more appealing! Wouldn't be half as interesting if he were average-sized.

BUT YOU CAN'T REACH HIS HEAD FUZZ!!!!

THAT IS WHAT CHAIRS ARE FOR. You stand on chair, you pet his head, ...then maybe if he lets you, you climb on his shoulders and ride him. 8D IT WOULD BE SO GREAT.

...If he even lets you get so far as petting his head.

...At least we know he cuddles people he loves. Like his adopted ...not child.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs2BNl_IhJg

Oh, that's just wonderful. XD

Indeed, and is now time to sleep, goodnight willis.

Roo, goodnight Willis.

Fffffffffffffffffffffff interview at 10:30 tonight. :[ Supposed to ask for some manager named Richard. Why can't I just talk to the nice-sounding lady who left me the message? /sob I DON'T KNOW THIS RICHARD WHAT IF HE'S A SCRUTINIZING DICKHOLE

I'm Sure Richard will be a decent enough guy, you never know. And at least it's an actual job interview.


Nexess: Batman can be terrifying some times.

Yes, yes... Interview! Woo! *raises interview*

Indeed.

Oh my willis, I see your new avatar.