Did Kami name you microwavable and try to eat you every day?

Ultima likes the pain and suffering. He is one of my designated abuse targets <3. So hurting him is perfectly routine 83. Now hurting Linth...I don't know if I'll do that often...depends on how much I end up enjoying it hehehe ewe

Hey now, I never said that.
KAMI LIES.

Wait a minute. I thought I was your favorite to torture!

Apparently you have also been lied to by Kami XD

-scratches head and stretches slightly, leaving my hands up behind my head on ulti's neck- >.> meh, i don't know if i'll be fun to torture.

*punts Letiel into the microwave, then tosses it off a cliff* <3

*has some darts and throws them at Linth* O 3o

*jealous of Linth* I want in a shirt.

Edit: YOU DID WHAT TO ME?! *falling*

-points to self- No vacancies, sorry.

-watches them fly at me, flying zombie momongas zoom in front of them and get pelted- >.> dead flying creatures for the win.

Live falling creatures is not win!

*shifts into dragon form and breaks free of the microwave*

I have the power to shoot microwaves from my armpits! *n*

-looks at chin- that's interesting...

KAMI LOVE!!!! ~grabs kami and stuffs her into her cape~ there was no kami here

I have the power to make unicorns from my skin XDD
Right, Kami? XP

*luffles on Chasm, then wiggles around to look for cookies* <3

BIRTHING UNICORNS!!! *[]*