*give the beast some lovely Pulled Pork Sandwiches with BBQ Sauce*

Uhh how about chicken caesar salad? It's apparently ketogenic

*shares her box of Sweet Oat and Flax crackers with The Beast

I offer the beast a bison burger with garlic aoili and sweet potato curly fries!

The beast munches Chicken Quesadilla with Homemade Guacamole and Refried Beans.

But it does not want Pulled Pork Sandwiches with BBQ Sauce or chicken caesar salad.

It then accepts both Sweet Oat and Flax crackers and bison burger with garlic aoili and sweet potato curly fries.

That's fancy.

goddamit what does that beast want
/feeds Death by Mirrors

Death by Mirrors returns unharmed, riding on the beast and looking like a total badass. Maybe you should've picked a different user instead.

Hmm. Be honest, if it worked, would you be eaten anyway or escape?

I would be eaten because there's a secret "eaten by beast" bonus. Didn't tell you that.

*feeds the Beast a Gallagher* Trust me those are tasty

Beast doesn't want to chomp a Gallagher right now, but looking at those buns someone else already did.

*will feed Mdom to the Beast*

This has turned into a user feeding frenzy hasn't it?

I feed the best steak covered with mushroom

Sure looks like it. lol