MUCH worse...I've been keeping tally, Batty, and even with Zane there, she's actually almost at eating 50% of the food I hear of being bought each month. She's at 48.56% right now...

And yet, shes being told she's losing weight. I don't see it. At all.

-grumble grumble grumble-

I'm just at my wits end with her. I'm gonna start hiding things. The end, problem solved. xD;

That could work, I hide my phone and such in a book...

O_____O;;

Why do you have to hide your phone? xD;

The cat (and my mom) have made a habit of stealing it. o uo;

Her mom thinks I'm her lover XD It's hilarious. And it's not even any comments, just every time I text her and her mom gets ahold of the phone, I'll get told later that her mom thinks I'm her boyfriend or something XD It could even just be me saying "Lol I like unicorns, they shit rainbows~!"

That was only once, she doesn't think so anymore. xD

But it's also for my habit of losing things, if I remember phone's in that black book, money's in that box, etc etc I don't lose stuff as easily.

LMAO. Oh wow. xDD; You seem to get that a lot, huh babe?

she loses her phone under her own ass mostly.

NUH UH, SHUT UP! xD;
Last time it was in a friend's car. oAo;

HAY! I DO THAT TOO! Except, its not my ass I lose it under.

THE DAMN CHAIR EATS IT. ><;

Elfafa, every time I call you and you don't answer, or text and you get back to me four hours later, one of three things is happening: Family needed you, you were injured in some way, or you couldn't find it, and it was under yer bum XD

And as of recently, I don't carry my damn phone with me anymore. xD

Yeah, I noticed D; lol

I actually said good morning to you

and you never responded

It's cause joo haets meh ;3;

You di- Oh.
Sorry. xD;

I always have to carry my phone with me. xD;
Don't want teh Hermes feelin' unloveds and stuffs.

-plops in lap-