hahaha

Hehehe! >:} I'd like to see anyone try to eat me NOW. (Not really, please don't try. :[ I might make you poisoned...or insane. x})

Not a cowboy, just trying not to let the sun dry me out too much.

i'm a body of water. i consume all!

-laps up water like a cat-
Well... now that I'm hydrated, might as well take a swim/pee in this wonderful, clear, lake!

N-no peeing in the lake!! ;_;

pee-ers drown >/

Why no peeing in the lake? The fish are allowed to!

Mmm... Don't tempted me with a fun time choco.

8) Oh boy! Water!
*floats above, tempted to toss in a barrel of radioactive glowstuffs* B]

fish aren't allowed unless they are potty-trained

>o you do that and i will flood your house

Where do the fish go poopoo and weewee then?! Do you make them wear tiny fish diapers?
Monster!

there is a tiny collection of portaloos under the bridge. the line gets a bit long sometimes but it's better than being kicked out. i throw hella good parties

dam i thought this line was for hotdogs
im out

Do the parties involve boys on an enjoyable road trip to Venice? :]

But if you use a washroom underwater, wouldn't your waste just float away? And if it doesn't, that sounds like very terrifying toilets.

That was the line for hotdogs. They are just made out of fish poop instead of meat. It's quite the delicacy! Fish poo and seaweed hotdogs.

i mean, some of the fish have 'hotdogs' i didnt think you'd be into that but its not my business XD

all parties involve boys. it's not a party otherwise

the portaloos are not underwater though?

catering to the food industry's scat fet
 

o shit. that'll go great with my civet cat poop coffee

Then how do the fish get to them?!

Yeah, that's exactly what the creator of the fish poo and seaweed hotdogs said too! Great minds think alike after all.

yuck XD i forgot that stuff was a thing

i may need a magnifying glass because i haven't seen fish hotdogs before

plot twist: i'm the creator

maybe you should spend more time on pornhub?

i refuse to fall to such degeneracy
 

i'm a noble with refined tastes. playing the fish route on Coming Out on Top is where it's at

I'm freezing! Still no one is sending help!

yeah but you can't see anything AND you have to let your studies slip

panda, you need to learn god helps those who help themselves. maybe you should become religious?

No one is sending help because it's too cold. We are going to stay inside where it's safe. And warm.

my senior shoes stay on
 

it's ok because i'm wearing these bad boys

x'''D if there were awards to win for on-point shitposts you'd have it, hahaha

those shoes actually look pretty neat, how long are they expected to last?

Probably outlast who their target audience is. Kind of like your last pair of shoes~

What shoes? ;P *slips around in socks*

haha, how mean! X''D

so how is everyone this evening?

It's nice and cold here too.
But not nearly as cold as it probably is in my home state.

I don't hate the cold, though.
I love it, actually. OuO

It's not evening, it's morning,
:] But I'm grood.
*slaps face in embarrassment blurting out a stupid combo of good+great* >///<...I'm going to go lock myself in the closet now..

dude, i prefer the cold to almost anything. it's not a painful type of weather and has a lot of uses, both practically and aesthetically~

better grood than gate?

stares at you as i wear shoes with no socks

Used to like cold over heat. Now it doesn't matter as long as people are ok with how I smell. Because it's one thing to feel the extremes of hot and cold, it's another when people can smell your under arms. ):

mhhhhhh

i can and will wear a fleece hoodie regardless of the weather and almost overheat in the summer. fuck you, sun.

Can relate to wearing all black when it's sunny and suffering for it, but it's what I wanna wear, and the sun isn't gonna stop me, unless it literally sets the planet on fire, in which case I don't think anyone will be able to wear anything but body burns. :[