* Puts hand in her pocket & gets stuck in a box *

*pulls a smoke bomb out of her pocket*

*grabs her...* HEY! my stuffed toy, why's it with you!!?

*pulls his hand out, blood dripping from his nose* Nice photos >///>

*takes out a giant shoe* Whuut?!

*rummages* *finds a box of pencils* Uh... huh?

-looks in your pocket- oo a cookie -runs away while eating it-

*runs down and rummages* That's mine! *snatches cookie and steals box of Girlscout cookies* Hah! *bolts*

-finds knives and tools in her pocket-
you a rouge?

*pulls a small round black object out of her pocket*
I have no idea what it is O.o

-pulls out the small round black object-
its a fudden pebble how the hell do you not know....
-.-
-pokes his pockets for money-
This is a stick up! gimmie!

*rummages in pocket and takes back tools* I need those for later.

Nicole- I blame my blond half >>

*pulls out a dagger, pocketing it for himself*

-finds a blond wig-
you mean this?

That's not mine >>;;

*pulls out glow in the dark condoms* What the...? o.O

no no no bad!!!! those aren't mine don't be putting stuff in my pocket lying xD

-puts them all back in his pockets-

//pulls cds out of her pocket. hey these are mine! D:

No there not! see those scratches there!
the one that look like horns
those are mine..
cause my horns kinda scratched them xD
-steals back-

-checks-
Hey.. THIS IS MY UNDERWEAR! >O

I"MA WEARING THEM! >O
-puts her panties in his pocket-
you can borrow mine but i'm stealing these!

//takes out item and looks at it and eyes go wide and face goes pale. i'll just put that back.. //puts it back in her pocket.

*checks*
O.O..
Why do you have a 30 year old playboy magazine?

//snatches that back.
this is classic!!

//looks in your pocket.
ewww!!
//takes hand out with green slime pouring down it.

Oooh.. So thats where that test tube went..
*checks pockets*
o.o.
*Takes out condom*
What.. What were you planning on doing? With the magazine? It doesn't have a.. But.. Your a..
*Lost*

stop putting things in my pocket!! the condom was yours! i'm a girl who likes girls! D:

//sticks hand in your bag.
OOWWW!!
//takes out hand with a crab biting it.

THE CONDOM ISN'T MINE.. I'm.. Just holding it for a friend.. I'm holding it for.. MR. CRABS THERE! =D
-Checks-
Woah. Why do you have a picture of Lindsey Lohan doing a crabwalk naked?

xD
-hides more colored condoms in pockets-

that's not mine!! D:

//sticks hand in pocket and pulls out a horn file. whoa.. O.o

-continues checking-
o.o..
You have a.. A.. AAAA.... O.O....
-Puts back-

//checks pokes and starts pulling out tons of condoms from every pocket.

i mean really..

xD
-gigglesnort-
-snags file back and starts filing horns to make sharper-
Laaaaa la la la la laaaaaaa

//backs away slowly then goes behind her to her back pocket and pulls out a tube of glue.
what is this for?

ummm
-looks at glue-
I do art
cravings <3
wood,metal,clay, stuffles

//nods and then grabs a large knife out.
would this happen to be part of arts and crafts?
//lifts eyebrow.

yep that one for the ice <3 xD
-pulls out more tools-
like?

-checks-
WOAH! You have a short stack in here!
-Keeps checking-
What no syrup?

No fat!
I got raspberry sauce instead<3
-pokes pockets and finds her art-
how'd ya get these?

O.O.. Umm... I GOT IT FROM THE INTERNET!
-Looks in pocket-
Woah.
You have a nintendo 3ds!
*plays*
SOOO 3D!!!

*rummages through pockets and pulls out a Pokedex* Uh... Huh? *stares*