Woah you serious Luna?

Like I said. This is an Awesome Bar. It's also stocked to withstand a full blown Zombie and/or bot invasion.

Oh wow. I hope it happens during my shift here XD

Which one? Bot invasions tend to be really boring. Just lots of really short unimagintive posts.

Zombie invasion definitely XD I might be a body guard but zombie scare the crap out of me.

I got shotguns, snipers, my trusty pair of custom made pistols, a handful of grenades, 800 gallons of napalm, two bazookas, a sword, a baseball bat with nails in it, and a prototype energy laser. Not to mention enough ammo and food to feed and keep an army armed for more then a decade with no incoming food or ammo.

Well from what I heard lighting zombies on fire is a bad idea XP

Yeah...But you never no. Special zombies are what the Napalm are for.

Ah okay sounds like a good plan.

I'm trying to figure out what else I should prepare for...

Well a vampire attack is pretty easy to defend against.

That depends. Are we talking Sparkly or non-Sparkly?

Non-sparkly. Sparkly vampires do not exist. Neither do fanged blood sucking ones. But I do believe that napalm would take care of em.

I'm actually more afraid of fangirls attacking for saying that sparkly vamps don't exist...

Eh they ain't getting close with me on the job XD

Hey Nei, welcome to the club.

Why do you keep doing that? *Gives playful mad look*

Gah! This is not helping me be an intimidating body guard XP

*Hangs head* Your like act like the little sister I never had XD

*Facepalm* What have I gotten myself into XD

Of course sparkly vampires exist. There are these ones.
My theory is that Edward Cullen, and all of the Cullens and the characters of Twilight disgraced these vampires and were hunted down and killed by the house of Raith. The rest of them help run Zero, one of the greatest nightclubs in the existence of literature.

Fanged Vampires are extinct, killed off by Mr. Dresden.

Eh no sparkly vampires are gettin past me.

I figured that Espy might want to be a bouncer as well. She's that type of person...

Well two assassins on body guard duty sounds like a pretty solid idea XD

Yep. That's my thought too... I need a drink. *makes himself an Ambrosia*

Nei when did you get a Solar kingdom?

Well the club seems to be going well Funk.

Indeed. I think this place will last a while...hopefully it will last a while.

Eh I'll be here as long as I can dude. I got ya back. XD

Thanks dude. Have you made a thread yet? I'd be interested in something cool like that.

Thread about what?

Thats awesome Nei. Love that item ><