*Returns from her chat*

Well I know what we're doing. But it is sad you never found your pillow. Maybe the Nargles stole it!

Nargles? What are those?
Oh. And before I am rude again, My name is Luna. I'm from the United States of America, specifically from a little city known as Salam, Massachusetts. I'm a paranormal Invesigator.

They're a Luna Lovegood/Harry Potter thing.

(I know what they are, but Luna[me] doesn't, she's a muggle)
That tells me absolutely nothing except for two names that sound vaugely important.

Nargles are devious little creatures that nest in mistletoe. They tend to steal things and they are the reason your brain goes fuzzy sometimes. Few people believe they exist, but I'm sure they do.

I am Kali Namir, I'm the Head of Slytherin House, and on behalf of the entire school, I wish to welcome you to Hogwarts. I've been instructed to inform you that unfortunately, until we can figure out how you managed to get here, you shall be staying here. I welcome you to any of the facilities the school has to offer and we shall see about getting you a room, but for now I suppose you can simply choose a house and stay with them for a while.

Ah. Well that makes sense. Though in all honesty, I'm still not sure exactly where I am except in the UK. So I dobt I could leave even if I wanted to. As for where I'm staying, would being able to visit all the houses be alright? I don't want to chose where I'm going to stay until I see all the options.

Yes, that is another reason you shall not be leaving quite yet, we wouldn't want our new guest to get lost. And of course you may tour the houses. Which house would you like to start with?

uhh... It started with an H... the girl who first found me was from there. She was wearing yellow.

...Oops.
Imma go find somewhere small and dark to try and hide from my embarressment.

I won't die. Dieing is actually really hard when you think about it. Especially one that has as many extras as I do.
Oh by the way, do you happen to have any gems that I could have. The more precious the better. Emeralds or Diamonds would be best...

Know anyone who might know? I might be able to jury-rig an non-electric power-source for my tech. I'd feel a lot safer with them working.

Most people don't realize, but gemstones have the ability to resonate and hold energy. The most common I've seen is life energy, but I've seen gems that keeps souls safe from being destroyed, gems that contain heat or light, gems that weight or age, speed or strength. If you know what to do with a gem, you can do many many wonderful things.
I've been... enhanced with various different alien technologies, mainly controlled by these tattoos of mine. But something about this place has drained all their power. For me it's like a part of me has been cut off, the part of me that makes me special, who I am. I guess it'd be sorta like if you went somewhere and was suddenly unable to do magic. I'm honestly starting to freak out...

*pauses* you know this castle is HUGE. How is it kept clean? I mean especially given that this is a school. And a Dorm school as well. How is it not covered in dirt and dust and doodles on the bathroom stalls and such.

... Is that the answer to everything here?

*chuckles* Well... I guess that works just fine.

D: I'd only want to be head of Slytherin. All the other houses are sub-par.

-falls into thread-

Falling into a thread is not a very impressive entrance.

No! Liberal-Usage-of-High-Grade-Explosives is best house!

Galla: Hmn. Pretty sure Slytherin is made of Greatness. And nothing of real importance has come out of Hufflepuff (in my humble yet CORRECT opinion)...

-stumbles in and mumbles half-consent-

Well Muggles, that is how that word is said yes, such as I have created amazing things of our own!
...Now if I could only get them to work here... Do any of you happen to have a precious gemstone that I could have? I would be greatly indebted to you.

Hey, Hufflepuff discovered the first Muggle to reach this school. Nyeh.

... Really? The most important thing Hufflepuff can do is bring a muggle in? *scoffs*

So... Since I'm not allowed out of the castle, what would you suggest I do to pass the time?
And I'm not just any muggle. You give me a diamond or emerald and I can show you what muggles can do!

If one of them would be willing to give me a nice gemstone, I'd put them in their place!
THAS RIGHT! I'm Challenging all of you magic wielders! All I need is a single gemstone, fist sized or bigger, and I will be more then willing to show you just what kind of power the magic-less have!

...This may seem random, but what kind of money do you guys use?