Cookouts? o.o
What's going on tomorrow?

Um... Cause you haven't been active on here much lately? >.>

Please post more again, Lucid, I miss yous. <3

Sowwy, we spent all yesterday driving to Semi's parents' house. We're spending the weekend with them, so I've been online less and family-timing more. I'll go back on tuesday. ;w;

Kami, no babies for you! D:

*ninja poofs into the thread and noms on egg rolls*

NOOOOOOOOO! D: Spring rolls will forever be the best of all Asian roll foods!

*hisses at Squiggles* *A*

Oh, put a pineapple chunk in it, you furry menace. I have no quarrel with you today.

Lady Lucid, please tell me more about these Spring Rolls of which you speak. Ashamed as I am to admit it, I have never sampled this delicacy before.

Hello everyone
c:

Hero! Go forth and destroy the Squiggles!

*quacks* What have I done to earn this manner of treatment today?!

Squiggles looks kind of dangerous
OwO

Squiggles is always dangerous. It is made of evil and apple sauce!

Apple sauce sounds tasty
and rubber ducks and egg rolls don't sound very evil x:

Oh, but I am... evil, that is.

=A= Rubber ducks are made out of cancer-inducing chemicals *^*

Why have I been so naive!
I should have known that they would kill me like that D':
How do you propose we defeat the Squiggles?

What made Squiggles so evil in the first place?

Ah, the Squiggles has always been like this. You see, the Squiggles is a manifestation of the negative forces at work inside the mind of my mistress.

O_O
And who might your mistress be?

In other words, all of her pervy thoughts and pervy art stash are what make up Squiggles.

I didn't know being a perv lead to being evil
I have learned so much from you oh wise Kami
Teach me more o.o

Nomming on your toes will give you stronger teeth.

That explains why I'm so weak
u_u

Oh, it's not just the perversion. It's also the rage. You see, I have a deep desire to see the vast majority of mankind completely obliterated. This is why I collect small bathtub water fowl. I will eventually have enough to completely overwhelm the human race, and for my mistress's enemies there shall be no mercy. *quacks*

Well thank goodness I'm a chinchin = 3= *wiggles into her hole*

oh god. ALL the cancer
Is there no way to appease you and your master?

I wish I was a chinchilla
They're adorable
And safe from the duckies

Not quite. Squiggles is still my foe, but he seems to have backed off the chinchins for now.

As long as the chinchillas are sage, I guess the world can go on
Haha

*tries to infect Hero with the chinchilla germs* O 3o

Infect me so I can be safe!
And maybe a bit more adorable haha

It is not hard to appease my mistress. She merely requires large quantities of peanut butter cups, cherry coke, and yaoi.

Cherry coke is doable
It is indeed quite delicious

*sneezes on Hero* You're infected! *w*

I thought you infected people with your explode-y bits?

Is getting infected really that easy?
OwO

Wait..explod-y bits?
Should I be concerned?

Now it is O 3o. I'm a few times more contagious than normal.

Hahah that's good news to me I guess
Better than..exploding I guess but I have no idea how that works
x:

It's simple. Every time a chinchilla is poked, punted, kicked, punched, etc...they explode owo

The remaining chinchilla bits can be used for tacos, burgers, stews, icecream toppers, etc....until they explode owo

So they keep exploding until nothing is left of them?
o_o

I have so much to learn about my new life as a chinchilla

It is quite easy to get Lady Kami to explode. Observe. *takes out a water pistol and squirts her*

*hisses at the water and runs back to her hole*

And stay away from water. It's like acid *^*

*pouts* D'aww, she didn't explode that time. *tosses a cheeseburger into the hole*