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I think I could tame an eight foot tall plus penis. I would make it do yardwork, and have it wave at neighbors.
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how could you make it do yardwork? XD it has no hands ons only rudimentary legs
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It's got a hole in it, don't it? And if it's got a good set 'a balls, it could MAYBE flex it's way into holding something.
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same hole as your mouth and how could it stand?
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..Damn your logic. I'll put it in the livingroom and use it like one of those large furniture pillows that looks like a penis. BUT IT REALLY WILL BE ONE. I'll have the biggest one on this continent. *Grins wide.*
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oxo don't forget to feed it and take it on walkies or it will be the biggest /rotting/ real one on the continent
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And bathe it often, I know, I knoooowwww~ I think by now I'd know how to care for a prick. *Smirks, cocking a hip to put a fist on it.* ...Pun intended.
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@_@ I feel bad, I keep poofing.
But yeah... x.x I am hoping to find a new job soon, I need to start looking... |
duce has the practice thats for sure
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REM ~pounce~
@_@ Oi, I really really don't want to wooooork... not tomorrow, it's a short day so I don't mind, but Saturday is going to be sooooo loooong. I work 8:45-5... x.x' So fuckin' long. All morning and most of the afternoon. And right after that I have a barbecue to go to.... |
Not just the practice Rem- but the skill. ..The skill..*Nods slowly and seriously.*
... think there's a birthday party I was supposed to go to this last weekend..or is it this weekend..? I dunno. Time doesn't exist for me in a linear fashion. |
I'm
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiick augh aughhhhhh wah sob cry whine whimper ;______________________________; ugh ugh ugh i think some asshole coughed on a sandwich i bought a couple days ago and infected me with sick OTL O,-z |
Seems like there is a lot of sickness going around Rem.
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Sucks! My sympathies Rem.
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-crawls into the kitty basket sleeps hard- I am the manry-est of men! |
*Makes Rem aaaaaaaaall better.* ;D
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~pets nii sama and places a blanket over him~
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@______@; i /swear/ duce's avi's hair changed
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I always thought it was same? I am the manry-est of men! |
It always is, Chocobo is going insane. :D
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Is Duce adding more things to his hair?! I am the manry-est of men! |
Duce will NEVER be editing this avatar. So, no. *Smirks*
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No love, you were soooo wrong~ *smirks*
Well...the first time you were right. |
Oh okay ya for being half right? I am the manry-est of men! |
Indeed! *gives Nikko a treat*
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Yay~! -noms on the treat- Did you get your kitty? I am the manry-est of men! |
I did indeed. *smiles a fuzzy happy smile* And she bit my finger in excitement when I gave her a treat. I bled a lot. *Wider smile of odd melty happiness.*
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I want photos. o n o I wanna see cuteness. I'll show you my cuteness. I am the manry-est of men! |
...I will have to attempt to photograph the cute when I get home then. *serious deadpan tone.*
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-sits and mews at Duce some- I am the manry-est of men! |
Oh hush, you silly thing. *reaches to pet at Nikko's ears*
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-closes eyes purring rubbing against hand- I am the manry-est of men! |
But Nikko, you're fish now!
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Cat fish lol, that is what I am now. I am the manry-est of men! |
XD Well then alright! Does that mean I can go noodling and catch you?
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You can try and catch me. XD I am the manry-est of men! |
Does Nikko even know what noodling is?
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You have noddle and try catching me? I am the manry-est of men! |
I keep missing Ducey! :c
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