I say we pick not quite 2 years ago, say September 2011? when they split. About Eight months later so in April of last year she had the baby.

Roo, that works. April of 2012. Uh. Random day to pick for the birthday: 18

Now he just needs a name. For some reason I keep thinking "Gregory".

Why not? Gregory is as good as any.

Is a nice name. And it sounds nice next to Amelia. ...Do we have a birthday for Amelia? I don't think we do.

Aarrr, how old is she?

I DON'T KNOW!! Would she be older or younger than Karli? Karli is five.

Also, are Amelia and Gregory Johnsons or Wingfields or both or what?

I would say younger, Lily isn't all that old herself.

And Johnsons.

'Deed. Let's put Amelia at three, maybe? That way she's still young, but they've had time to be a little more adjusted so that they're able to keep Gregory but still not quite ready to take on a second child so soon.
Soooooo let's give her a birthday!

I think she should be a November baby.

*sagely nodding* That feels right. My random date of choosing: 29

Ok! We have dates!

Woo! Birthdays all up in dis bitch

So is the baby with them at the beach, or with his grandparents?

Grandparents! that is where babies be at.

Naturally. And after their day at the beach, Kelly and Lily will go to Kenny and Kari's to pick up the baby, and they can all talk and do whatever it is Johnsons do!

Indeed! It will be a visit to granma and granpa's house!

Johnson style! ...There's one we haven't actually done yet. :o

Oppan Johnson Style!
They all have long black hair
Kenny lounges in his chair
He drinks a lot of beers
He's allergic to them queers

the biggest family in town
Oh my lord! we're gonna drown
Up to our ears! in bunny ears!

Buncha Johnsons! Lotta Rednecks! Up in here!
And one's a queer!

Love them Johnsons! Love them Rednecks! Everywhere!
And they don't care!

Multiplyin' off the sca-sca-sca-scale!

Oppan Johnson Style!

Don't ask where that came from.....

OH MY WORD
; u; This why you my number one.

*takes a bow*

Let it never be said that I am not creative or spontaneous.

One would have to be mad to ever insinuate such a thing.

Now I wanna see a full scale Johnson Style parody.

That'll be on our list of future projects if we ever get the stuff to animate, for sure. O wO

Yes it will.

That and the stinkmeaner rap.

Do you still have that? I almost forgot about it.

I think I have it somewhere, but I figure it could use a re-write at some point.

Indeed. Especially now that even the Stinkmeaners have evolutificated.

feels weird to think they got development and progress.

And yet, they've come kind of a long way from being actual Grinches. Still filthy as ever, of course.

If not filthier.

So... are they humans? o_o

...I still want to say they're sentient garbage or if Roaches were people.

I'm liking sentient garbage. Sadly, even roaches deserve more dignity than Stinkmeaners have...

....Indeed, that's terrible.

I found a Burt kinda dangling pathetically off the side of my desk this morning.

What more could we expect from the Burts? - A-

I squashed him with a tissue.

It's not even a battle, is it? Just... "eewww, another Burt. Get out of here."

Yes,

The Kurt's around here send me screaming into the next room or up onto the nearest high piece of furniture while I throw shoes at them.

But the Burts just get squished and tossed into the garbage.

http://blog.ecosmart.com/wp-content/..._652619126.jpg

it's barely even a spider.

XD Indeed. Despite the spidery features, it's just... not even. Not even scary.

http://www.landcareresearch.co.nz/__...ywebsteve1.jpg

This on the other hand requires a suit of armor and a blow torch.

Yes! Good lord! D'8 Uuugghhh, it's horrible!!