That is a North American Wolf Spider.


Willis, Meet Kurt.

IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HIM
; n;
and never mind all the other similarities...

http://www.break.com/index/giant-pre...spider-569815/

O_O

...Sweet Jeevus I'm glad that thing is extinct.

NO NO NO NO NO ; A;
DON'T WANT

GIANT FUCKING SPIDER! IT WAS REAL AT SOME POINT!

*hiss, recoil, hide*

Thank god it's dead... but we're not too much better off now.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/04/04/...-in-sri-lanka/

HOLY SWEET JESUS IT'S THE KURT TO END ALL KURTS

...except this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noLn2gK3fzY

As narrated by an Erickson.

HOLY SWEET JESUS IT'S THE KURT TO END ALL KURTS

...except this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noLn2gK3fzY

As narrated by an Erickson.

THEY JUMP AND BITE!

IT JUMPS AND BITES?

I'm gonna go hide under a rock now.

Yes! It runs after you and it can jump!

...but just look at it! IT'S KURT.

EW EW EW SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER

a really big, long hammer

Get a blow torch and burn that jungle!

Yes, just get rid of ALL of them. We don't need that shit spreading through our bananas and such.

No no no.

good lord an entire supermarket in Germany was shut down and evacuated for two days and a swat team of professionals was called in just because there was ONE wandering spider sighted in the store.

And that is exactly the kind of precautions they should take, for that thing is horrible and horrible and horrible.

Indeed, while there's one or two spiders that are technically more poisonous they aren't anywhere near as aggressive...

AND THEY DON'T FUCKING JUMP!

Spiders just need to stop being so cray-cray.

But if they weren't so awful Kurt wouldn't be a scary vampire.

...don't ask me to thank the spiders for being horrible and inspiring equally horrible Kurts.

Randy VIII doesn't think Kurt is horrible....even so Kurt has jumped up and bitten him multiple times.

And as we can see, Randy VIII is fucking nuts. .____.

And it is 3 a.m I am going to bed.

alright, goodnight Willis.

Hello willis, I've returned.

'Lo :B

ugh trying to figure out a background. the main thing is colored, but it needs background.

I hate backgrounds I usually just do some kind of color gradient because I'm lazy and don't wanna draw scenery.

Roooo. But I feel like, due to the color scheme, this one calls for scenery. > .O

.....You should draw some buildings.

I intend to. :B

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/20...ep-d60ngag.png

unless you think something different would suit it better. Nothing is totally set yet except for the main coloring.

Oooooh, I likes.

he should be on a sidewalk in the city.

I was gonna do sidewalk, but the color seemed too light, so then I was gonna make it the street. BUT NOW I'M NOT SURE

......SIDEWALK,

I am feeling Sidewalk.

OK OK SIDEWALK IT WILL BE

might also change the curve of it to go the other way. I had initially planned a more abstract background idea, but it just didn't seem to suit the picture when I tried it. So cityscape it is.

YAY CITYSCAPE.

Randy VIII sure does like his roller skates, I wonder when he first tried a pair out.

Probably quite early on; he's got siblings born as far back as 1945, so I'm sure there would be some hand-me-downs involved. 8B

Indeed, probably found a pair one day, strapped 'em on and fell in love.

Exactly! And has scarcely been seen around town without them ever since.

indeed, no matter how old he gets, he'll never lose the skates.

He'll be in his 400s and still rollin' down the sidewalk with his boombox...

Yup, and all the people will stop and stare and ask, "What is that stuff? Aren't those antiques?"