so you know about my crippling snail addiction!

you as well? snails are the bestest B|

I thought slugs were...

i view snails and slugs to be at the same level of win.

Pfft! You're both wrong. The correct order is:
Platypuses
Armadillos
Chameleons
Monitor lizards.

ducks
ducks
ducks
wildgeese

That reminds me of the children's game...

duck duck goose was the bane of my childhood.

I was actually pretty good at it for some reason.

my last name is wildgoose, so.. yeah. guess who got picked every damn time. then i got the nickname ducky, which made it even worse.

That's your last name, for real? How cool!

it sure is. It gave me a lot of trouble when I was younger. now i tend to only get reactions like that one from you.

It's a damn sight better than my boring last name. How did you get the nickname Ducky?

someone trying to make fun of my last name and being to stupid to know a goose isn't a duck.

I hope you mocked him thoroughly!