^Is now my friend! YAY!
<Is happy to have friend!
v Is alive? I hope!

^ would be assumed correct
> was alive last i checked
v is going so have rum with me =3 cuz drinking it is the reason the rum is always gone

^Is having bad idea
<Is viscious and mean drunk, with no ability to hold liqour
v Will have something non-alcholic with me?

^ is correct
> has to go to 5th period
v will have fun even with me gone

^Is sad you have to go
<Will hopefully have fun
v is not Kira

^ is incorrect!!! >=D
> is back (for now anyway X3)
v has a monkey on their head o.O

^Is a monkey that is on my head
<Has Kira on my head
v Pickles!

^ turned me into a monkey
> was unaware i was a money
v will turn me back? =O or into a wolf? =D

^Is now a wolf
<Feels very smexy
v is not as smexy as me

^ cannot tell me how smexy i am
> believes self to be quite smexy
v stole my cookie =O

^Thanks for Cookie
<Eats cookie. VERY SLOWLY
v steals cheese from me

^ gave me the cheese
> did not steal the cheese
v thinks i stole the cheese =O

^You did steal the cheese
<Wants a girl friend
v Is not a hopeless romantic

^ is incorrect
> is a hopeless romantic
v likes puppys =3

^Is a cat person.
<Wishes I was in love
v is watching Phineas and Pherb

^ is incorrect
> is watching DBGT
v is secretly a famous super star