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Illusion 11-01-2015 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Lawtan (Post 1668550)
Nope. Maybe a 3spoopy electrolyte imbalance, but not cancerous...

http://new2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/com...e9670bb419.jpg

ELECTROLYTES! <3

Salone 11-01-2015 10:33 PM

As a plant, I can confirm that I am indeed craving this, and am interested in knowing more.

Illusion 11-01-2015 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Salone (Post 1668554)
As a plant, I can confirm that I am indeed craving this, and am interested in knowing more.

It has electrolytes in it.

That's all you need to know.

Salone 11-01-2015 10:44 PM

I am sold. Quigglesby, fetch the car. I wish to make a purchase of Brawndo, the Thirst Mutilator(tm).

Lawtan 11-01-2015 10:45 PM

I could go into the stuff about electrolyte overdose/deficiency...or I can just give you the Spoopy Salt. Unlike normal salt, which takes up water as well as increase the stuff around channels (creating a degree of blockage/storage) or other materials that flood your system like a sugar rush/crash, Spoopy Salt (TM) is the perfect non-lethal unbalance balance for any non-hominid!

(Warning: Ingestion of Spoopy Salt may result in nonsense, cuteness, and talking excessively.)

Illusion 11-01-2015 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Lawtan (Post 1668562)
I could go into the stuff about electrolyte overdose/deficiency...or I can just give you the Spoopy Salt. Unlike normal salt, which takes up water as well as increase the stuff around channels (creating a degree of blockage/storage) or other materials that flood your system like a sugar rush/crash, Spoopy Salt (TM) is the perfect non-lethal unbalance balance for any non-hominid!

(Warning: Ingestion of Spoopy Salt may result in nonsense, cuteness, and talking excessively.)

*Swallowing loads of Spoopy Salt*

Mmmhmmm. Wait a minute... This isn't Spoopy salt. THIS IS SPOOKY SALT! D: DOCTOR! WHAT ARE THE NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES OF SPOOKY SALT!?

Lawtan 11-01-2015 10:56 PM

Oh, dear...
Illusion, my dear patient, I am afraid I have some bad news...

Salone 11-01-2015 10:58 PM

No lie, the first time I played Bioshock Infinite, I avoided taking all the Salt lying around because I thought it was actual salt and wanted to avoid too much sodium, for...some reason.

Lawtan 11-01-2015 10:59 PM

>.>
I have never played Bioshock...I was playing System Shock 2 before college started up...

Illusion 11-01-2015 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Lawtan (Post 1668567)
Oh, dear...
Illusion, my dear patient, I am afraid I have some bad news...

O.O

What.. What's the bad news? And is there any good news!?

Salone 11-01-2015 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Illusion (Post 1668572)
O.O

What.. What's the bad news? And is there any good news!?

We'll find out after these messages!

Lawtan 11-01-2015 11:01 PM

The good news is that you are healthy and stable...

Illusion 11-01-2015 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Salone (Post 1668574)
We'll find out after these messages!

*Puts on Ad Block*

O.O Tell me.

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Originally Posted by Lawtan (Post 1668576)
The good news is that you are healthy and stable...

YES. YES.

Lawtan 11-01-2015 11:09 PM

...The bad news is that you will soon be unable to interact or be observed by anyone in existence. The Spooky Salt is an electromagnetic catalyst to a realm of cute rational things unable to be duped or played with...and the go around saying "Hugglegriffin" all day long. There are no rituals or celebrations for these creatures, as they are irrational.

Illusion 11-01-2015 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Lawtan (Post 1668583)
...The bad news is that you will soon be unable to interact or be observed by anyone in existence. The Spooky Salt is an electromagnetic catalyst to a realm of cute rational things unable to be duped or played with...and the go around saying "Hugglegriffin" all day long. There are no rituals or celebrations for these creatures, as they are irrational.

*Farts all the salt out of my body into creating a dust cloud.*

Lawtan 11-01-2015 11:16 PM

...Crap. Well, we need to act quickly.
Fetch me my red pants and brown shirt! Grab the Fronkenburgers and Bludcula Fries! I can reverse the tide with meat and potato!

*Epic Battle of Foods Commences*

...There fixed. So, in conclusion: don't eat the Spooky Salt.


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