Eugh. Never really liked animal crackers. I'll take the apple juice, though. Just...stop me if I start drinking it too fast -- I tend to have an adverse reaction to drinking specifically apple juice way too quickly.

*notices everyone ate my animal crackers without answering the question*


THEFTS! HEAVENS! SCOUNDRELS!

*runs away*
What question was it? Who wants animal crackers and juice? It's too late D:

>.>

In my defense, they were tasty.

It's the "butt cop" part that's throwing me.

I have no desire for your apple juice or animal crackers.

Ohh that was the question. Uhh I don't watch cop shows. *replaces some animal crackers with goldfish*

All that comes to mind for me is The Dragon (which I never watched) and Sam and Max, which is more of a detective thing.

I don't want animal crackers, i'm more interested in a butt cop...

I think maybe the butt cop is not to be taken literally.

Anyways... there was a show where a guy's head was a butt... I can't remember his name, but it was Monsieur butt or something.

*enters* Hello, I would like a Old Fashioned please with Makers Mark bourbon :3

Anything to eat?

*Runs out to grab some chocolate rum*

Is it a bird? It is a woman? No, it's a Lawtan!!

*Giggles while returning with the rum*

-takes tickets from everyone's pockets-