Gummy people, gummy animals....

FRUIT SNACKS GALORE xD

...did you realize you're standing on a cake?

But I thought it was grass QuQ

Deep fried grass maybe ^^

You're making me hungry!

Derpy peeks in. "Cake? Where?"

The cake is a lie.

Actually the pie is a lie, and the cake is fake.
But we have queers. And batter.

what about... tartes

Are you trying to trick me into flatulence jokes? ^^

Tartes break hearts.

I'd never stoop that low!!

Boris' answer then.