One of my friends once told me a hen on their farm was starting to crow and act like a rooster. Therefore I support trans chicken rights.

Chicken probably realised humans only ate the chickens and not the roosters. Smart chicken.

that one will evolve into a bird
I mean are chickens birds
I'm not a biologist

Birds aren't real. They were once, but not they're all made by the government to spy on people.

I knew I was right to hate on pigeons!!!

They are spying on you! All the car pooping is just to try and throw us off.

rats with wings!!!

https://i.imgur.com/0eBKlRv.png
Gee, thanks for telling.
*whips out walkie-talkie* Hey Rocko, we've got a security breach in section 8. Please send the delta fleas.

how...
where, the internet does have everything

The internet does indeed have everything. But uh... Some things are better left unseen.
Like cats in thongs.
Or... or... maybe I'll post some cats in thongs for y'all? Mmm?

Like

Normal cats in thongs

Or

Anthro cats in thongs

Because boy howdy there is a huge differenve

Her feline majesty is not amused.
https://i.imgur.com/YeKvx5n.jpg

...I’M GOING TO SLEEP

Nah, you can stay. I need to get ready anyway, so no lame puns from me for the next... uh, ten minutes.

WHEEZECACKLES

jokes abt sex are the best ones, usually.

There we go. Cats in thongs are a beautiful sight to behold.