Better be some really good food.

Hello, Lauv! I don't believe we've met.

I caught that. D; Not even me? I'll bake you a cake and decorate it all fancy~

Willis; Yes, eggs are good. And as I have had to make them so many times in the apartment, I am practically an eggspert by now. HURHURHURHUR

Hello there Lauv

Willis: Durp, I c wut u did thar.

What type of cake?

Not much! Just trying to scrounge up some food. Everyone in my family seems reluctant to cook for me. :I What's up with you?

Whatever type you want, bby. r 3r I could even make you a salmon cake.

Oh boy, Salmon. Are you going to stick a candle in it?

I know how to cook, but I've been cooking for myself all week at school. I was hoping that someone else would do the cooking today.

Fo you? I put five. And they all be shaped like fives.

hello people XD

Hello there Chocobo, how are you?

Oh boy, Five! That's very nearly six!

I tend to cook enough for my roomie, and whoever else wants some, to have some.

Chocobo! ♥♥♥ Hello!

I have food now!

I like it when people like my cooking. It's a very nice ego boost.

I like to cook when I'm with willis, we tend to experiment with food and stuff, and it's just generally fun.

I never realized how picky my mom is. ._. We were at the store, all gonna make dinner for my grandma and stuff. So like. "I can make turkey legs" and she's all, NAW MANG I AIN'T EAT NO TURKEY LEGS UGH I CAN'T. So I'm like. "How about these green beans" and she goes UGH EW THEY ARE TOO GREEN BRAH I CANNOT EAT THOSE. "Brussels sprouts?" UM NOPE. "I am good at stuffed mushrooms..." EW EW MUSHROOMS R GROSS UNLESS DEY COME FROM A CAN. YOU GET MUSHROOMS AND GREEN BEANS FROM A CAN DEN WE BE AITE

so I'm just like. ._____. fffffff #sodiumandpreservatives

she's all IT COO WE WASH DEM FIRST
*totally doesn't wash them first*

EEWWW

I find that I don't really like canned food,

and wtf is wrong with her. Green beans are best when they're green and fresh looking. Canned veggie food all kinda taste the same....

@_@ Goodness. My uncle is sort of like that.

Are you both named Willis?

We are both willis, but I will sooner answer to Red from anyone who's not Disgusting Creep.

Okay! That's cool that you're both named Willis.

Willis; IKR. Gosh. I try to avoid canned and prepackaged things as much as possible, but that is seriously ALL MY FAMILY EATS. Every now and then my grandma will cook something, which is pretty much invariably chicken with rice and some canned vegetable. NO FRESH VEGETABLES EVER EXCEPT SOMETIMES CORN. WHY. WHY DO THESE PEOPLE HATE FRESH FOOD DAMMIT. COOK ALREADY. COOOOOOOK YOUR FOOOOOD.

Lauv; GOOD. Because that is exactly what I had in mind.

Cirque; I cannot stand picky people. FOR REAL. But they make me feel like the picky one because I'm the only one who gives a crap about health just holy jesus christ stop staahhhp

and no. We just call each other that.

So neither of you are named Willis. You guys are so interesting, and a bit confusing.

I love eating healthy! If I can get them, then I want fresh ingredients when I'm cooking.

:'[ I wish my family could be like that.

I was used to having fresh food and cooking pretty much everything with the oven/stove when I lived with my friend in Iowa, now I come here and it's just... boxes and bags and cans. There's some fruit, eggs, and frozen salmon filets. But just about everything else is pre-made and like I don't even wanna eat most of the day.

Willis is less a name and more a title at this point, it's a long in joke.

Willis: That's appalling, I prefer fresh to canned every time, I won't even eat canned chili, have to make my own.

Works for me. ; u; I mean, I have my junk things every now and then, but that's why they are for treats or "emergencies". The ramen is not meant to be every day's lunch. It is meant to be lunch on days when someone has been unable to get to the grocery store for a while.

Willis; Oh, I miss the homemade chili already. I doubt I'll get many chances to make that around here...

There's canned Chili?

THERE IS.

It's not super terrible in taste, but doesn't even begin to compare to homemade chili. >:[ And I shan't even think of the nutrition label.

exactly. My mom only decides we'd eat processed food when we're out camping or that sort.
If you make ramen as your everyday lunch, you'll be surprised you'll feel pain in your lower back... BECAUSE YO KIDNEY DID NOT LIKE IT A BIT AT ALL.

WE WILL MAKE CHILI NEXT TIME YOU COME TO MY PLACE!

canned chili is gross ;^; my mom only used it for when she made chilidogs and everything is fake in the chilidogs

Willis; YES YES WE MAKE CHILI!!! WITH LIIIIMMEEESSSS

Lauv; Ugh, I remember when I was in middle school or early high school and had ramen every day. I pretty much lived on that and tea, plus whatever my family made on the occasion that they did, for a good while. I shudder to think...

EW EW EW.

And yes chili with limes!

We will make dericious foodz.

We always make our chili from scratch. I love my mom's chili. It's such a comfort.

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My sentence structure is slowly decaying. I think I'm going to call it a night. ♥