Are you sure one of you didn't just take them from somewhere?

Yes yes! Show us the skulls! How in the world do skulls even grow?

skull->spine->ribs->arms->legs?
Perhaps?

This is the miracle of death...

Well more like undeath or non-life

nonlife then, since Chad's were never alive to begin with.

who knows how skeletons are born? It could start with the skull!

It does start with the skull! Apparently their children are skulls right now!

Did you not see them get born? One day they just appeared? How do you know their your children and not some other Chad's?

well obviously they were born with corncob pipes in their mouths.

When were the born then? When you were also a skeleton? Then this must really be the miracle of unlife!

what were you before you were a Chad? o.o

*makes defensive tunnels under the snow*

Only Gallas become Chads with glasses. And can speak by itself.
By the way, what's a galla?
The definition I got was: : any of certain nutgalls from oaks that are used in pharmacy for their astringent properties

*sets up landmines*

*lights off landmines and sets off a chain explosion*

You don't have the remote Poitronette so you can't

Omg, are we building a snow fort?!

Can we build a snow castle too! :o

Not a fort it is entrenchments, mine fields and weapon caches!
To prepare for the coming war.

what, why is there a war coming?

can't we handle this peacefully?

War sounds dangerous...

Maybe we should try to make peace with the Chads first.

I mean, it's not like they have attacked us yet...

But they will, i am sure of it!

Alright, if I can't blow things up, I'll stick with tunnel digging then. *helps bulldoze underground*
Also, those are super high tech bombs. I always thought bombs were unstable things you could light off with some fire.

No? Most bombs require a trigger which in turn requires electricity of a certain strength i think? I have no idea but i know fire doesn't set most kinds of bombs off.
You know safety first.

Bumps into thread to say that I has cozy mitts! I am happy. :)

*sips on tea* My hands are cozy and so is my whole body.
It is so nice when you feel the heat spread slowly trough your body.

it depends on if you're using modern stable explosives, like C4, or classic unstable explosives, like dynamite or gunpowder.

No i don't use dynamite and the gunpowder is for my elephant gun so i wont waste it for explosives.

so violent! @_______@

Not violent, helpfully paranoid

Ahhh, I see. I'm obsolete when it comes to bomb knowledge by several hundred years xD
What's an elephant gun?

A gun that was used for hunting elephants i think?

Ohh. Chads must be hard as bones to need a gun of such penetrating power owo

Well if it doesn't work ill just fetch the iron lances and sledgehammers.

it's a song by Beirut.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWSz_PAfgNc