-steal pokemonz-

*pulls out a pair of hand cuffs, looks at her* Planning some raunchy fun?

with Obbie-san+ hell ya<3
-pokes back and finds nothing-

*pulls out a tampon* Oh bloody joy, why in your pocket? Don't you have a purse for this?

*picks a...* Old newspaper? *pokes the newspaper, then a dildo dropped* Whaaa---?

o.o thats not mine,..........either of those.
I don't bleed cause i'm awesome.
and i don't need that. I do real men.
xD

-pocket picks and find video games-
Yesh!!!

*picks pockets and find a high-end phone* Yeah! It's an android! *plays Angry Birds*

-steals keys to a fx bike-
nice

*searches her pockets, finds a wad of cash, darting off with it*

-picks pockets and snags cash back and finds pistol and shoots him-
nice try.

Glad I stole that Kevlar jacket >>

*searches her pockets again, finding just lint now*

-hid her pockets on him and takes off with them again-HEHE i'ma genis!

//searches pockets and finds a karma sutra book, body oils, and other sexy assortments.
so that's how she gets those people in bed..

pfft back like 3000 years ago.
I just got mad skillz now
-hides a pocketbook in her pocket-
you'll need it

ooohhh.. i will now?
//takes more body oils out of her pockets and some crayons.
crayons?! O.o

what?
those are made of wax. think about it
>_>
told ya your gonna need it

oh dear..
bahaha!
i see now.
//searches pockets and finds honey.
oh dear.

-snags money buys some bread, steals the honey and puts it on the bread-
if your mind was in the gutter for honey your sick xD

;D
i know.
i'm perverted. :D
//takes the money you have in your pockets to make up for the money you stole then runs away.

-finds piano wire- HA I KNEW YOUR PLANNING ON KILLING ME!

//falls over laughing.
//searches pockets find numerous types and sizes of knives.
let me guess the spinning wheel of death..

o.o!
-ties her to a spinning wall and backs up enough to start tossing knives at her-
....
shit i think i might miss....
-stops the wall and pick pockets her before spinning again-
think i'll not hit you?

//searches your pockets and finds a fold-able shield.
try me bitch!

>_>
your tied.
-throws knives-
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
-searches random person pocket and starts juggling watermelons-

*searches through pockets* Now... why do you have a handful of dryer lint in your pocket?

I make lint balls of yarn for old people
-checks pockets- sweet lazer for from darth vader<3
I AM YOUR FATHER!

*finds an old pair of kid's shoes* O_O??

//searches pockets and finds a big ball of light.
what's this fooorr?!

It's for collecting innocent souls. *grins*
*finds a bunch of paper work* Tell me you're not burning these? -A-

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh i'm sleepy
-gets sleepingbag outta from under dress-
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
~.~

If you're my father, then we have issues. XD

And lookie what I found! Luke's lightsabre! *activates* Ooh. Shiny...

-wakes and stares at shiny-
Purdy
......
-checks pockets again and finds breakfast bar-
sweet were you thinking of me?

No. You just stole my munchies. *rummages* Ooh! This is a pretty pocket watch.

*Goes to rummage* Uhm... where are your pockets? I can only find nature's pocket, and would rather not put my hand in that.

</Futurama reference>

its fake.
-poke at pockets and see something move-
not gonna even try.....

*pokes around in pockets and finds nothing of interest* I have no idea what that reference means, but I do put things in my bra.

Oh well... *Goes to check bra pockets...* Yeah rather not face molestation charges... *backs away*


Nature pocket is someone's butt crack according to a hippie on Futurama.

...........
-stills see something moving in pocket-
WTH IS THAT!?

*Pulls out a phone* It was set to vibrate...

........what i saw was squirming
WHAT R U HIDING MISTER!