You're the one who wanted me to read a certain book thus making me need to send you to the library for one.

The one who crashed Beatnik tonight!

The one who shot John Lennon

Was unaware I have no idea who John Lennon is so could not have shot him. This means he is trying to cover up for his own murder of the gal/guy.

You stoke my blanket >:(

You set the blanket on fire so that I had to steal it to but it out.

You poured gasoline on it and set it on fire to set up your above listed scenario.

You were the one who was playing with the fire and I thought the gasoline was water cause you told me it was!

You told me you wanted to be gassy

you looked at my jellyfish and made him explode

you ran over my dog

You feed your dog to my python so now it tries to eat everyone's dog!

You stole my python and claimed ti was yours.

You gave me the darn python! And you trained it to give me dead rats every third Tuesday of the month.

You told me you liked dead rats!

I do, but only at the lab. I don't need them piling up at my house with all the dead bodies! Plus, you were the one who collected rat corpses before so who knows what you do with them.

You never told me you worked for a bad, and i dont recall telling you i collected rat courpses. You're stalking me

HATES FOOOOOD

You're the one who set up my lab job! And you mention you rat corpse collection everytimw we meet! I've never stalked anyone in my life....

But i know you are the one outside in my bush every night

You're the one who set up a hologram of me being in your bushes that starts at 5pm

You are the one who set it up not me. and you use ti as a camera to peer into my house from your room.

That's me, silly!
Cut my hand off and replaced it with a Jello cup!

You put darky uyp to it didn't you

(You Ninja'd me...twice Dragon)
You have the remote, I could not have set it up. Plus, I don't know where you live.

But i know it was you. you walk the python every morning donw my street to sneak a peek

Shot my mother in the head...with a cheese block.

I live on the oposite side of town. And you walk the pigoens down my street!

(Dragon. Stop. Ninja. Ing. Me)

You keep looking at dragon when i am trying to talk to you

You make googly eyes at Dragon, so you can't talk.

You were the one who said i needed to take inteest in ;people

You were the antisocial freak who clung to me as your social anchor. I had to get rid of you.

But you said we'd be childhood friends forverrrrr

I didn't know you until I was 27. Plus, you followed me home and claimed we were long lost childhood friends. I had nothing to do with it.

But but but...You re my best friend ever...why?

You followed me home! Not much I could do against that. I just nodded my head and tried to remember the crasy house's number.

YOU DO UNICORN ACID

YOU'RE THE REASON MY BFF DONT REMEMBER ME

You're the one who think I'm your BFF even though I've never seen you before.

Stole those tails from a rabid fox demon