*Goes for a swim in the pond*

Quick question. are you still a corpse, an potentially polluting my pool? >_>

Not a corpse but I am slightly rotting. *points to missing eye*

So, you are still adding rotten flesh juice to my pond?

Yes, a little bit. Why does it matter? It won't hurt the ducks. Especially if they are zombie ducks

Last time I checked they weren't zombies, and liked to wash in water that would actually leave them clean. >_____>

It'll keep them clean! It isn't like my brain matter is washing out. On second thought that's be kinda awesome, having my head emptied of all its brain matter

You may not be able to regard it as awesome, without your brain to process the thought.

Ja~ nonimportant details. *Goes of to sulk* Fine, I'd enjoy seeing ti happen to someone else, happy now?

Yes, that seems better. We need to find a test subject..

Any volunteers? *Crickets chirp* Crickets are hardly ideal test subjects.

I would offer, but I have duties to my pond and clients.

*Grins and runs of the find the dead body from yesterday* Ask no questions and I'll tell you no lies~ Sure it is dead but at least it is for the most part human.

But.. wasn't that.. you? -confused-

No, no, this is the one from Espy's party. My body has already been taken care of~ ;)

Good to know there are multiple bodies hanging around.

Hehe~ I have several of pretty much every type. Never know when you'll need a body. *Snuggles a few dead bodies like they are stuffed animals* Here you can have one! *Hands Ducky a dead guy*

-puts the corpse in his pocket, to deal with later- Uhm.. thank you? Yes.. much appreciated..

You're welcome~ *Throws female corpse into water after drilling a hole in its head. Watches brain matter drain out with fasinated expression*

-sits dow non the endge to observe-

hhmm..

-sets up a tripod and camera-

For more detailed observation at a later date, you see?

Yes, I do~ *Takes out notebook to note observations*

we shall be able to Zoom, watch in slow motion and all manner of useful things.

All very important things. This must not be missed! *Sets up other cameras and throws in another corpse, male this time* To make sure our notes are acurate.

surely we need at least another corpse of each sex, to make sure our results are valid?

*Eyes pond* If it is big enough to hold 'em, I've got enough corpses. We also need to do it at different times of day to make sure the information stays accurate with all variables.

There are a lot of variables to take into consideration. This may take a lot of corpses and time.

Of course. Thankfully we have cameras and benches and I brought a piknic. It is a perfect day for that, we even have corpses in the pond!

-lays down underneath a tree and stretches out- This is the life. picnic and corpses in the pond. What more could we want?

*Flops down beside Ducky* Not much~

What do we have for this picnic?

Sandwiches, salad, eggs, rolls, pie, and a lot of other stuff I don't remember. I packed for an army, hope you don't mind.

I don't mind at all. I hope the army doesn't either, since they wont be getting anything.

Hehe~ They don't know I've packed it. Besides all the armies I use usually don't require sustinence.

did all these corpses happen to come from one of these armies?

Na, though sometimes the corpses end up in the army. You'd be surprised how many people just dump the bodies, I simply take care of them and give them a purpose after death. Plus dead men and women tell such interesting tales.

I sure hope our current corpses don't end up in an army, they're not going to be in a very fit state after this. though, the do have new found storage space within their heads.

They would be create for viral warfare, you fill their heads with toxins/diseases and drop them. All they know that they have is a dead body, we know they have a harmful and potentially fatal disease. Also you can hide so much in a dead body because who bothers to look there?

we could simply will their heads with explosives, have them parachute down to strategic areas in the enemy camps? along with your idea, of course.

This works too! *falls asleep against tree* (Meaning I unfortunatly I have to attempt to sleep and do other /human/ things. Why must our scheduals be so different? Should I move to Ireland? XD)

Really i should be very asleep.. with it being 2:20am @_@ If you wish to Move to Ireland, i wont stop you XD