Yer! Do it! Anything to stop Alpha!

*final mixture results in a giant poof and a cloud which hides the mad science playhouse from sight*

You're thinking of a different kind of cuddles. Cuddle canons fire the equivalent of a Care Bear Stare. * 3*

QAQ ...*curls up* I'm doomed...

*picks up and snuggles Kami* Not doomed yet. I still have my cuddle canons. o wo

*walks out from cloud coughing and holds up a stoppered bottle of glowing green liquid* Eureka! I have done it!

Ho damn...care'a'bear stares are big deals...at least its not a chuck noris punch then you would be really doomed

I don't trust that glowing stuff. = 3=

I think it's a good time to flee QAQ

But----but----but it could very well return you to your chinchilla self Kami! Come back! *chases after*

I think we should test the stuff first. o 3o;

How would we do that? Who else do we know that we want to turn into a chinchilla....particularly an exploding one!

Uh... dust bunnies? o wo;

What Crys said owo

*hoses you all with cat pee*

im not gonna say how i get all this cat pee >.>

Ashy is like one of those cat ladies..she keeps 30+ cats in her home and prevents them from using a kitty litter box owo

*goes to take a shower* TAT

You have a secret lab full of cats? o wo

Ashy turns the users of Trisphee into kitties, so they can pee until Ashy gets enough to hose people down with it.

Golly... > 3> I'd like to be a kitty.

Do you also swear that you will pee for Ashy about 8 hours a day for minimum wage...or kitty treats?

hey this is a slave operation there will be no wages paid

= 3= *protects Crys* You can't turn her into a kitty and take her pee without giving pay! I won't allow it.

*Comes in dressing fancy like*
FANCEH

I like salad dressing.

I like ranch dressing.

I likez some caesar owo

Hmm... Chicken Caesar Salad <3

Chickens are pretty tasty <3

They need to stop being tasty so that they get killed less.

*Killing a chicken*
What about killing chickens?

Eat more pork! *[]*

*Eats cow*
BUT STEEEAK!

Steak makes you produce milk.

Steak makes you produce milk? I did not knows this!

Alpha should turn into a cow so that Illusion can eat you owo

Think of all the people who need milk! *w*

I'm not a female, thus I can't produce milk.
I can produce lemonade though! =o

Wrong! You can produce lemonade 'and' milk...

How old are you? xD a/s/l chopchop.

^j/k xD

Not female = No Milk
Male = Fudge, and Lemonade.

*Illusion now has moobs* 83

Lemonade AND fudge?! 8D Illusion is now the bestest best ever.

And milk *pokes the moobs*

....*secretly pours Alpha's lab kit liquids down a drain* = 3= No need for those.