Well in certain places you can just pick up a stray and call it yours.
They are bit more scratchy but good cats none the less.

I live in an apartment currently so I can't have dogs, cats, nor roosters actually.

My neighbor have roosters and chickens. They are surprisingly intelligent.

Intelligent? How? I have every reason to believe that roosters and chickens are intelligent, but do you have any examples :3?

They move out of the way of cars calmly, they respect dogs and don't irritate them. (I also believe they steal your interesting mail)

Chicken stealing mail xD
It's funny though, it seems that real chickens are rather calm but in shows and things they're always portrayed as hysterical.

Well comedy often is irrational

I like to think that comedy is over-exaggeration. I think they take what they find may be funny or morbid--such as chickens when they're about the be slaughtered--and try to exaggerate it in a way that they think makes people laugh.

In any case i don't understand comedy, well i understand why a kick in a guys crotch can be funny but not much else.

Ouch.
What are you calling "comedy" exactly? Do you mean shows dedicated to comedy? In that case I don't like them very much. I like funny things though.

I can do a free one now if you guys don't mind that I will have slow response times XD

Otherwise Fulkth the next real game will be hours from now so no worries

I dunno as i said i generally don't understand any of it.

I put one up it's kind of weird but I thought it might be tougher to figure out so more funs?

I'm not in the mood at the moment. Maybe someone else comes and tries?

It'll just be up for anyone ^___^ no rush <3