The way this discussion hops around is about how convos with me go in real life XD
I wish I could see your expression Espy I bet it was one of priceless horror XD

On a similar topic, We have a new massage place in town called "the rub hub".
It's name made my boss think we should do "the groom room" or "the dunkajunk", which would be a waxing business as he described it. People can walk in, take their pants off, somehow one of us would figure out how to LITERALLY DIP just the butt and private areas in HOT WAX and another person to pull the wax off.
His first thought was to just have people dunk their junk in the wax.

The whole time me and my other coworker are sitting there mortified, because he literally is telling -me- to dip someones dick and balls in HOT WAX and -her- To rip it off and it raised so many questions.
Like would it rip off foreskin? why would you wax your dick? would the wax be scented?
And have you ever heard of a brazillian wax before? XD
He hadn't, but thought his idea was great. Both my coworker and I knew he had never experienced the heat of wax before XD

Yeahhhh, it's an audio

Sorry guys

Edit: SparX WHAT

So wait
It's porn, for your ears?

and yes, a real conversation. Like how could you not realize how hot and painful that would be.

OUCH
my mom says hot wax hurts less than cold
well not if you DIP THE JUNK THO

Okies, so we've got the vags and the dicks covered. Next topic: stuff that doesn't match well with your butt hole.

Roses, probably

Jalapenos

Ginger. Unless you're a horse and some bogus farmer wants more money for his old nag.

...Do enemas match well or poorly?

Baseball bats

Butthole bleaching.

if they're not vodka enemas....

Fidget Spinners
there was a news article on that one

I was going to ask, why would you put that in your butt, but people put everything in their butts don't they