I do not... Much.
You are a carnivorous plant monster!

Luna be a dino who go rawr =O

!sdrawkcab daer ylno uoy

-claps- =O nice

Luna only speaks her own language, she needs an alien translator to understand everything

You live in a secret underground government facility, as you are a WMD waiting to be used against the Taliban!

O.O i had no idea =O

Luna is the one in charge of sending me to the Taliban.. it's the only way she'd know about it

Well if that's the way it is...
Kira is now being fired through the air, towards the Taliban!

O.O

Luna forgot that she fired someone else as i ran away

Kira forgot the tracker I had implanted in him, and I will follow him to the ends of the earth to get him to stop the taliban!

Lunaryon sneaks into stores at night and steals scented shampoo in bulk. Why? No one knows.

Do you have any idea what it takes to keep my hair both this color and silky smooth? Lots more scented shampoo then I can afford.
Behemoth is out to steal the worlds largest piece of cubic zarconium.

Luna caramelldansen's vigorously when no one is watching.

Yes! Yes I do! Ulitma is a dangerous Summon in the final fantasy series!

Luna altered the anime im currently watching to make it strange and bizarre (and not in a good way)

Kira killed someone with the Death Note!

sshhhhh =O it was just one and i wanted to see if it worked

Luna made the Death Note