Sadly, I realize that.
Having a hat that shares a love of sweet things is a challenge but where would a hatter be without a hat?
Besides, it's something to talk to when I get bored.

What does it usually talk about?

Usually it likes to argue with me about trivialities and how my riddles are stupid.
Nervy mass of silk and leather. . . . *scowls*

hn... Sounds interesting...

I see someone loving Gehenna on da head. Just don't let him boss ya around. He once got me to dye my hair pink. It wasn't good.

You should dye your hair pink again.

Hello Alex. How have you been?

Hello. Things could be better.

Alex! It's been awhile. I haven't talked to you in forever it seems.

How ya been?

Must have been a very long time... because I can't seem to remember you OTL

Lol, I looked different then. But alas, what does it matter?
I have a bad memory as well. I remember thinking your username was really long and reminded me of my old teacher.

My username is pretty long... xD

So whether we remember each other or not, what's up?

Not much really xD

Things could be better for me as well. My wisdom tooth is acting up again.

Ouch. My wisdom teeth haven't ever done anything to bother me.
My brother had to get his cut out though. D:

Hope you feel better.